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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny jesus humor
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. Doug Stanhope
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
funny humor years
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
funny humor people
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
beauty handsome may
An agreeable manner may set off handsome features, but can never alter plain ones. Jane Austen
beauty physical
For me, physical beauty is never the reason for attraction to anyone. Katrina Kaif
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The encouraging performance of our health and beauty businesses in a tough retail climate reflects our renewed focus and investment in these growing markets, Richard Baker
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The head Sublime, the heart Pathos, the genitals Beauty, the hands & feet Proportion. William Blake
beauty brought family happiness
The happiness I feel in having a family has brought me a real beauty. Kate Winslet
beauty grows heart love
A heart in love with beauty never grows old. Proverbs
beauty guy incredible playing
a guy who's playing for the beauty of the song, not his own ego. These are incredible players. Shelby Lynne
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A glass pitcher, a wicker basket, a tunic of coarse cotton cloth. Their beauty is inseparable from their function. Handicrafts belong to a world existing before the separation of the useful and the beautiful. Octavio Paz
beauty beautiful thee
Let there be nothing within thee that is not very beautiful and very gentle, and there will be nothing without thee that is not beautiful and softened by the spell of thy presence. James Allen
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett