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absurdity
He who seeks equality between unequals seeks an absurdity. Baruch Spinoza
absurdity champion defend error talkative
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it, for error is always talkative Oliver Goldsmith
absurdity came joke life lives order smell
I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my life?' I started to think about why I was a comedian, and then I came up with a reason for existence, which is: inserting absurdity or stupidity into strangers' lives in order to make the world a better place. Kurt Braunohler
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Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller
absurd behaving law nature prevent star
I think there should be a law of Nature to prevent a star from behaving in this absurd way! Sir Eddington
absurd attention campaign desperate divert issues leadership matter merely photo smear
The allegations are completely untrue, and dredging up a photo from when I was 22 years old is pretty desperate stuff. This is merely part of an absurd smear campaign to divert attention from the issues that matter in this leadership contest. George Osborne
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In a tradition second in wonderful absurdity only to 60-year-old baseball managers wearing uniforms and spikes in the dugout, golf spectators come dressed ready to play 18. Willie Geist
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was made into an award-winning film, ''for her musical flow of voices and countervoices in novels and plays that with extraordinary linguistic zeal reveal the absurdity of society's cliches and their subjugating power. Elfriede Jelinek
absurd alone palin sarah sort
It would be absurd for me to diagnose Sarah Palin with a sprained ankle, let alone any sort of mental illness. Nicolle Wallace
bottom dollars line million people savings several translate
The bottom line is this should translate into a savings of several million dollars for the people of Vermont.
bottom compliance concerned life line quality
The bottom line is that we take enforcement of compliance with our regulations seriously, and we are concerned about the quality of life of residents in the area.
bottom cases counties garbage line pursue
The bottom line is that we don't pursue a lot of cases that other counties do. And that's because we don't take garbage up front.
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The bottom line is fans just want to hear a good song. Some people will look underneath to see who wrote it, but they just want to hear a good song. And if they don't hear it, they're not going to buy it just because you wrote it. Joe Perry
bottom player
The bottom player is he's a better player than what he showed in the first half, Lawrence Frank
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We want the public simply to know that they can have confidence in filing a complaint if there is concern of wrong doing by a police officer or allegation of corruption. That every complaint that comes into this office will be handled thoroughly, fairly, and objectively. And that I want citizens to leave this office knowing that their complaint is honored and we will get to the bottom of what occurred.
bottom everybody heap start
We'll start at the bottom of the heap like everybody else. Bill Belichick
bottom cut definitely fed good market maybe means move price rates reinforced stock therefore waited
What I think this means is that the Fed waited maybe for the stock market to go up a little and then cut rates and effectively reinforced the price action. Therefore it set a bottom on stocks, but it's definitely a very good move I think for the Fed.
bottom football game promise
What I promise the game of football is that we will get to the bottom of this one way or the other.
care decision
A will is to make a decision how you should take care of yourself. Billy Blanks
career finish icon knows love obviously randy
Randy is obviously an icon for this city. We'd love to have Randy be with us and finish his career with us. I think he knows that.
care folks mike negative people unpopular vocal
People who didn't care for Mike play up the negative stuff. There were a lot of vocal folks who were anti-Mike. He was unpopular if the person who he was investigating was your trainer.
cared people stuff
People feel like this is a place they can take their stuff and it will be cared for.
care contract diligently equitable last months secure staff students sure teachers union worked
The teachers union worked diligently during the last 21 months to secure a contract that will take care of the community, students and staff and make sure everything is equitable for everyone.
care good run takes target
The target is to run as good as you can every week. Everything else kind of takes care of itself.
care double five kids proud scores tonight year
The thing that I'm most proud of, is tonight we got five kids in double digits. It's what we've been doing all year long. They don't care who scores and that's what I'm most proud of. They just play ball." ()
care example leading looking ourselves path somebody somewhere
Somebody somewhere is looking up to us as an example, and if we don't care about what we're doing to ourselves we should care about the path we're leading them down.
care environment hold people
Some people hold the environment over everything else, and they don't care who it hurts. Tom Doak
clearly communication frustrated lack
It was a lack of communication on his part. He?s been clearly frustrated with his injury.
clearly experience hours work worked
My father was clearly a mentor. He told me if you work 10 years and you worked 40 hours a week, then you had 10 years experience. But if you worked 10 years and you worked 60 hours a week, then you had 15 years' experience.
clearly direction leads process
The process clearly is a process that leads in the direction of two states, ... We will lead in the direction of two states. Tzipi Livni
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Everybody knew Coke was the one that could pay the most if they wanted to. Now, this puts the company back to where it was three weeks ago before the Pepsi bid. It clearly can remain an independent company if it wants to. They are not cornered at all.
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Coretta Scott King was clearly more than the widow of Dr. Martin Luther King. She was an icon in her own right.
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Contrary to the dire predictions that have become popular over the last decade, the sky is *not* falling on the Y. This research clearly demonstrates that natural selection has effectively preserved regions of the Y chromosome that have no mechanisms with which to repair damaged genes.
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Since he took over, the stock has gone up 25 percent, so clearly the market...appears to be expecting material cost-cutting, of which I would presume a significant ingredient would be work force reduction.
clearly johnson objective offer superior
By any objective measure, our offer is clearly superior to Johnson & Johnson's.
clearly doctors factors fairer focusing lead patients protecting risk serious system
By focusing more clearly on the risk factors that could lead to serious harm, we will have a system that is fairer for patients and more proportionate for doctors while still protecting children's interests,
holding tried
We were just holding on. When we tried to get that push, we just didn't have it.
hold leaders leaders-and-leadership rogue
China's a rogue nation, ... We should hold our congressional leaders accountable.
hold stay
I got a hold of it. I didn't think it was going to stay fair, but it did. Bengie Molina
hold sit
If you are going to sit on it, you want it to hold you.
hold
I wouldn't hold out a lot of hope.
holding loose secret
He's our secret weapon. We've been holding him out the first two games. We let him loose today.
hold hoping last week
I'm hoping this week is going to hold up. We had about everything last year.
hold trying
That was tough. There's no sense in trying to hold it back. Pete MacArthur
hold positive
While the Dow has been fluctuating, it's positive that the Nasdaq has been able to hold on. Jack Baker
management plant
In Iowa, we have a 32,000-an-acre plant population, spray, and harvest. There is no in-season management. It's all in the seeds.
management poised reason seem strong team uphill
It's an uphill battle, but they seem poised to be able to do it. And the reason I say that is they have a strong management team in place.
management quite traffic works
Our traffic management is substantial and works quite well.
moderate seeing
You're seeing it go down to more moderate homes. John Sebastian
modern egoism misinterpreted
There is no word more generally misinterpreted than the word egoism, in its modern sense.
modern-novel orange judging
I also read modern novels - I have just had to read 60 as I am one of the judges for the Orange Fiction Prize. Kate Adie
modern wit
A modern Wit is one of David's Fools. Benjamin Franklin
number talked trial
A number of us talked about what we would do if we had come on him when he was loose, and you wouldn't be having a trial right now if that had occurred. Bill Callahan
number qualified question
the most qualified person on question number two. Gray Davis
numbers people gone
Myths grow all the time. If I was to listen to the number of times I've thrown teacups then we've gone through some crockery in this place. It's completely exaggerated, but I don't like people arguing back with me. Alex Ferguson
numbers track together
I mix my own lipsticks, so I don't really keep track of the brand as it's usually a number of them I've smushed together. Alexa Chung
numbers needs certain
I don’t need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of. Alice Walker
numbers perfection limits
Numbers are limits, and perfection doesn't have limits. Richard Bach
numbers members stupidest
To assess the intelligence of a committee, divide the IQ of its stupidest member by the number of members. Robert A. Heinlein
numbers people stuff
Some people figure that if they're part of a gang then they have less of a chance of being killed, because they are in larger numbers. But the problem with this is that it will lead to people doing stuff that they wouldn't usually do. Ross Kemp
numbers diversity goal
A lot of companies make diversity a part of the performance goals against which an executive gets paid. Just as you have to make a certain sales number, you have to make a diversity number to get your bonus. Vernon Jordan
seems work
When work seems like a job, I don't do it anymore. I always want it to be something I'm interested in and something that challenges me. Jill Wagner
seems
Things are never as bad or as good as they seem. Tony Hsieh
seems whatever
I think there should be an expansion. Whatever seems to fit. Jim Boeheim
seems
To be rather than to seem. Erin Morgenstern
taken mind belief
They have chosen cunning instead of belief. Their prison is only in their minds, yet they are in that prison; and so afraid of being taken in that they cannot be taken out. C. S. Lewis
taken rain ugly-things
but nothing can be taken back, not the leaves by the trees, the rain by the clouds. You want to take back the ugly thing you said, but some shrapnel remains in the wound, some mud. Dean Young
taken character hardship
Readers will share in the environs of the author and her characters, be taken into the hardship of a pitiless place and emerge on the other side — wiser, warier and weathered like the landscape. Antonya Nelson
taken kids writing
There have been times when I've written something and it goes out and it comes back in a letter from some kid as to what they think about it and I've taken their analysis to heart so much that I have taken up his thing. Writing what my audience is telling me to write. David Bowie
taken class littles
I cook a little - I've never taken classes or anything - but enough to get by. Andy Roddick
taken gossip might
It takes a minute for me to let my guard down, but once I do and I get to know someone, I'm very open, very trusting. Some might say too trusting, because considering the amount of money that can be made from selling gossip, I could be very easily taken advantage of. Anne Hathaway
taken policy
Many bad policies are simply good policies taken too far. Thomas Sowell
taken thinking government
If I were to be taken hostage, I would not plead for release nor would I want my government to be blackmailed. I think certain government officials, industrialists and celebrated persons should make it clear they are prepared to be sacrificed if taken hostage. If that were done, what gain would there be for terrorists in taking hostages? Margaret Mead
taken vision boards
The unions need to be taken on. British Airways is massively over-staffed and has got to get its costs down. . . . The problem for [chief executive] Willie Walsh is that the board of BA has no spine, no balls and no vision.