Famous Quotes & Sayings

Diana Wynne Jones

Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!

Clarence Day

The egg it is the source of all. Tis everyone's ancestral hall. The bravest chief that ever fought, The lowest thief that e'er was caught, The harlot's lip, the maiden's leg, They each and all came from an egg.

Anne Sexton

I try to take care and be gentle to them. Words and eggs must be handled with care. Once broken they are impossible things to repair.

Robert Benchley

I can remember the day when all that a professor was supposed to do was to mark "C minus" on students' examination papers, then gohome to tea. Nowadays they seem to feel that they must know just how much we (outside the university) eat, what we do with our spare time, and how we like our eggs.

Thomas Sowell

In short, killing the goose that lays the golden egg is a viable political strategy, so long as the goose does not die before the next election and no one traces the politicians’ fingerprints on the murder weapon.

Rickey Henderson

Let's see, for breakfast Rickey will have bacon and eggs, and grits if I can get 'em.

Robert A. Heinlein

The Earth is just too small and fragile a basket for the human race to keep all its eggs in.

Tom Waits

I've never been a fan of personality-conflict burgers and identity-crisis omelets with patchouli oil. I function very well on a diet that consists of Chicken Catastrophe and Eggs Overwhelming and a tall, cool Janitor-in-a-Drum. I like to walk out of a restaurant with enough gas to open a Mobil station.

Stephen Colbert

You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette.

Dave Lambert

As far as I can see, this looks a complete dog's breakfast of a clause as it fails to consider that many so-called 'hacker tools' have perfectly legitimate uses.

Jessica Leonard

People who don't eat breakfast are twice as likely to be obese.

Joe Collier

We just wanted to make the kitchen as large as we could. We were also able to make use of all those big windows. Now the light pours in into the breakfast nook and the view now looks out toward the pool and the pretty cedar trees.

Dan Brown

My lawyers will fricassee your testicles for breakfast. And if you dare board my plane without a warrant, your spleen will follow.

Anthony Bourdain

What nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast?

Robert Benchley

Who has not wished that his host would come out frankly at the beginning of the visit and state, in no uncertain terms, the rulesand preferences of the household in such matters as the breakfast hour? And who has not sounded out his guest to find out what he likes in the regulation of his diet and modus vivendi (mode of living)?

Robert A. Heinlein

In Wilson's scale of evaluations breakfast rated just after life itself and ahead of the chance of immortality.

Veronica Roth

I wake wondering how I did not notice, every day I sat across from her at the breakfast table, that she was full to bursting with Dauntless energy. Was it because she hid it well? Or was it because I wasn't looking?

Ernest Hemingway

They arrested us after breakfast.

Roger Stone

Always praise 'em before you hit 'em.

Steven Wright

Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em

Tom Arnold

Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

Peggy Lee

You cant beat The Beatles, you join em.

Jerry Lawler

Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.

Harry S Truman

If you can't beat 'em, confuse 'em.

Huey Long

It ain't enough to get the breaks. You gotta know how to use 'em.

Rick James

When I'm about Rick James, it's all about get out there and kill 'em.

Richard M. Nixon

I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, I'd have done the same thing.