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sarcastic wells salesman
He's liked, but he's not well liked. Arthur Miller
sarcastic sarcasm
I do sarcasm really poorly. Brittany Murphy
sarcastic smell used
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. Elbert Hubbard
sarcastic writing sarcasm
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. Allan Sloan
sarcastic clouds silver
DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude. Ambrose Bierce
sarcastic lying able
It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that. The first way to lie artistically is to tell the truth — but not all of it. The second way involves telling the truth, too, but is harder: Tell the exact truth and maybe all of it…but tell it so unconvincingly that your listener is sure you are lying. Robert A. Heinlein
sarcastic sarcasm long
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it. Thomas Carlyle
sarcastic children hate
Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos. Tony Kornheiser
sarcastic fence-post midget
A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post. Tom Waits
fake-people sincerity made
Sincerity: if you can fake it, you've got it made. Daniel Schorr
fake-people teenager thinking
I'm only 24 so I like to think I'm still close enough to 17 to still remember what it was like. Besides, I could just fake it and get away with it... it's not like there are any teenagers that still read comics. Robert Kirkman
fake-people self use
I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray. Lisa Snowdon
fake-people reality history
History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. Alexis de Tocqueville
fake-people war hypocrisy
I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition. Fidel Castro
fake-people sleep eye
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. Bill Cosby
fake-people people fake
I try not to fake anything. Jessica Chastain
fake-people hippie fake
Hippies are so phoney and fake. George Harrison
fake-people able wells
It is Hillary's lot in life not to be able to fake it well. Rich Lowry
husband knows primarily register women
Primarily it's women who will come in and say, 'These are the things that I am wanting, and I want to register for them so when my husband comes in he knows what I want,' Linda Hall
husband cake faces
She glanced across to where Tilly and her brand new husband were posing for photographs, Tilly fluttering a fan coquettishly in front of her face. 'Unfortunately I didn't realise there was a French Revolutionary theme.' 'The Marie-Antoinette thing?' said Dexter. 'Well at least we know there'll be cake. David Nicholls
husband blood may
A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood Amy Levy
husband hands feet
Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand over my mouth and was lifting me off my feet as I kicked. Cornwall made as to draw his dagger, but Regan pulled him away. "You've just won a kingdom, my duke, killing vermin is a servant's task. Leave the bitter fool stew in his own bile." She wanted me. It was clear. Christopher Moore
husband men ask-me
Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, It is not good for a woman to live alone. Anna Held
husband fall men
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. Daniel Tosh
husband men best-of-me
No worse a husband than the best of men. William Shakespeare
husband kids wife
I'm quite an example. I have four kids, all from the same wife, all from the same husband. Rick Nielsen
husband littles ants
Forbear, thou great good husband, little ant. Richard Lovelace