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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny stupid men
Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. Andrea Dworkin
funny dog people
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Alphonse de Lamartine
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny stupid science
The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency. Albert Einstein
funny motivational inspiring
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
funny hilarious education
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
funny football distance
Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. Alex Ferguson
power world spinning
Look at these worlds spinning out of nothingness. That is within your power. Rumi
powerful men light
For the powers of our mind, life, and body are bound to their own limitations, and however high they may rise or however widely expand, they cannot rise beyond them. But still, mental man can open to what is beyond him and call down a Supramental Light, Truth, and Power to work in him and do what the mind cannot do. If mind cannot by effort become what is beyond mind, Supermind can descend and transform mind into its own substance. Sri Aurobindo
power thinking names
What I think the political correctness debate is really about is the power to be able to define. The definers want the power to name. And the defined are now taking that power away from them. Toni Morrison
power power-rangers rangers
Almost everything I tried out for I pretty much got. I landed Power Rangers, and the rest is history. Thuy Trang
powerful rights talking
I like talking about people who don't have any power and it seems like some of the least powerful people in the United States are the migrant workers who come and do our work and don't have any rights as a result. And yet we still invite them to come here, and at the same time ask them to leave. Stephen Colbert
powerful mistake trying
Words are powerful. When I make mistakes I just try to come back and clarify what I meant. Soulja Boy
powerful self profound
A perfect historian must possess an imagination sufficiently powerful to make his narrative affecting and picturesque; yet he must control it so absolutely as to content himself with the materials which he finds, and to refrain from supplying deficiencies by additions of his own. He must be a profound and ingenious reasoner; yet he must possess sufficient self-command to abstain from casting his facts in the mould of his hypothesis. Thomas B. Macaulay
power downfall
Power, safely defied, touches its downfall.
power reputation
The reputation of power IS power. Thomas Hobbes
women equality history
Until we get equality in education, we won't have an equal society. Sonia Sotomayor
women
Women have every right; they just have to excercise them. Victoria Woodhull
women people understanding
My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was not something I wanted to be part of. Kerry Washington
women knitting trouble
Women like to sit down with trouble - as if it were knitting. Ellen Glasgow
women
After over 200 years, not even a fifth of Congress is women. Nancy Pelosi
women struggle together
Some women are meant to change the world, while others are meant to hold it together. And then there are those of us who simply don't want to be in it, because we know no matter how much we struggle, we can't comfortably fit. Jodi Picoult
women eden lost
If woman lost us Eden, such As she alone restore it. John Greenleaf Whittier
women growing demand
If we're not growing, we must feel guilty, because we are not fulfilling Christ's demand. Eva Burrows
women halloween gay
I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween. Mindy Kaling