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marriage wedding divorce
Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china. Rebecca West
marriage funny-love best-love
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
marriage long disputes
Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes. Robert Louis Stevenson
marriage men together
It is so far from being natural for a man and woman to live in a state of marriage, that we find all the motives which they have for remaining in that connection, and the restraints which civilised society imposes to prevent separation, are hardly sufficient to keep them together. Samuel Johnson
marriage funny-love hope
The triumph of hope over experience.
marriage men care
A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures.
marriage men wife
A man of sense and education should meet a suitable companion in a wife. It is a miserable thing when the conversation can only be such as whether the mutton should be boiled or roasted, and probably a dispute about that.
marriage men wife
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
marriage wedding pain
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
funny-love dog teenage-love
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. Moliere
funny-love men space
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella. Jimmy Cannon
funny-love love-is mind
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. Bob Phillips
funny-love witty money
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. Aristotle Onassis
funny-love love-you rap
I love you like a fat kid love cake. Curtis Jackson
funny-love kissing men
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last. Remy de Gourmont
funny-love wife enough
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. Tony Curtis
funny-love airports wife
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. Tom Arnold
funny-love real eye
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Paula Deen
wedding should-have trying
I guess what I'm trying to say is that you are there, in everything I am, in everything I've ever done, and looking back, I know that I should have told you know much you've always meant to me. Nicholas Sparks
wedding important looks
It's important to still look like yourself on your wedding day, so I didn't do anything drastic. Lily Aldridge
wedding real distance
The roses, the lovely notes, the dining and dancing are all welcome and splendid. But when the Godiva is gone, the gift of real love is having someone who'll go the distance with you. Someone who, when the wedding day limo breaks down, is willing to share a seat on the bus. Oprah Winfrey
wedding men thinking
The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening. Marcel Achard
wedding hate night
Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night. Peter Ustinov
wedding dysfunctional-family platforms
Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families. Lisa Kleypas
wedding song happy-marriage
A so-called happy marriage corresponds to love as a correct poem to an improvised song. Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
wedding sweet brother
Poetry Love's Philosophy The fountains mingle with the river And the rivers with the ocean, The winds of heaven mix for ever With a sweet emotion; Nothing in the world is single, All things by a law divine In one another's being mingle— Why not I with thine? See the mountains kiss high heaven, And the waves clasp one another; No sister-flower would be forgiven If it disdain'd its brother; And the sunlight clasps the earth, And the moonbeams kiss the sea— What are all these kissings worth, If thou kiss not me? Percy Bysshe Shelley
wedding nice men
No nice men are good at getting taxis. Katharine Whitehorn