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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
funny niece dumb
To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. Celine Dion
dogs due
The cadaver dogs are due in this afternoon. Vincent Creel
dog door next people
People got the right to know they live next door to a dog that's declared dangerous. Larry Adams
dog children married
I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso. Archie Panjabi
dog enjoy crosswords
I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles. Brian Jacques
dog men white
Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House. Calvin Coolidge
dog people way
People say I train dogs, but in many ways I train people. Cesar Millan
dog reality challenges
The reality is, if you have a high-level-energy dog, it's not going to be happy with a one-hour walk. Those types of dogs are going to require more than one hour of physical challenge in the outside world. Cesar Millan
dog reflection energy
The dog is a reflection of your energy, of your behavior. You have to ask, 'What am I doing?' That's the right question to ask. Cesar Millan
dog stopping criminals
You cannot "love" a dog out of her bad behavior, just as you can't "love" a criminal into stopping his crimes. Cesar Millan
sex people asia
I was in Asia and people asked me about being considered sex symbol. I don't know if that's good or not, because where I come from, sex isn't something you're allowed to talk about. Bai Ling
sex smart stupid
When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer', which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks... so people are shocked. Arnold Schwarzenegger
sexy hate hair
I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't. Carrot Top
sex women gone
All the privilege I claim for my own sex ... is that of loving longest, when existence or hope is gone. Jane Austen
sexy attitude fun
I like to have a lot of fun. I just don't see myself as being sexy. It's more sass - more attitude - than sex. Janet Jackson
sex feels deals
I've talked about sex a great deal in my music for a great while now. I feel very comfortable with it. Janet Jackson
sex race racism
Just as we reject racism, sexism, ageism, and heterosexism, we reject speciesism. The species of a sentient being is no more reason to deny the protection of this basic right than race, sex, age, or sexual orientation is a reason to deny membership in the human moral community to other humans. Gary L. Francione
sexy scotch tape
If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples. Demetri Martin
sex school matter
When I was in high school I experimented sexually. The experiment was to never have sex with anybody no matter how hard I tried. Success! Hypothesis confirmed. Demetri Martin