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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
funny niece dumb
To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. Celine Dion
fake different records
One of the hardest things in the world is to perform on record and get someone to enjoy and feel what you're doing. It's unlike, like TV you can, you can fake it with the face and the crying and the bits. Recording is completely different. Ben E. King
fake-people sincerity made
Sincerity: if you can fake it, you've got it made. Daniel Schorr
fake intellectual
I'm a fake intellectual. Adam Brody
fake months planning
CBS is planning a tribute to Dan Rather... the memo went out a month ago but everyone assumed it was a fake. Ann Coulter
fake-people mountain plastic
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills. Dolly Parton
fake-people teenager thinking
I'm only 24 so I like to think I'm still close enough to 17 to still remember what it was like. Besides, I could just fake it and get away with it... it's not like there are any teenagers that still read comics. Robert Kirkman
fake turns
Fake it until you make it. Pretend to be somebody until that somebody turns into you. Steven Tyler
fake-people native-american men
Each man is good in His sight. It is not necessary for eagles to be crows. Sitting Bull
fake-people monday hate
I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal. John Waters