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A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.
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Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
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What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!! Dusty Rhodes
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Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni! Dwayne Johnson
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sex comedian goddess
I never really thought of myself as a sex goddess; I felt I was more a comedian who could dance. Rita Hayworth
sex exercise yeast
Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap. Rita Mae Brown
sex men thinking
Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women.
sex lying matter
WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying. Richard Madeley
sex nimble dames
Dame Fortune, like most others of the female sex, is generally most indulgent to the nimble-mettled blockheads. Thomas Otway
sex hot-sauce thighs
Smother me in your hot sauce woman until smoke comes from your thighs. Thomas Dolby
sex believe responsibility
The vision of the anointed is one in which ills as poverty, irresponsible sex, and crime derive primarily from 'society,' rather than from individual choices and behavior. To believe in personal responsibility would be to destroy the whole special role of the anointed, whose vision casts them in the role of rescuers of people treated unfairly by 'society'. Thomas Sowell
sex law return
The Law of Diminishing Returns is true of everything in life, except sex, which seems endlessly repeatable with effect. Robert McKee
sex law universal
There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated. Robert Anton Wilson
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett