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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny stupid men
Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. Andrea Dworkin
funny dog people
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Alphonse de Lamartine
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny stupid science
The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency. Albert Einstein
funny motivational inspiring
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves. Albert Einstein
funny hilarious education
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein
funny football distance
Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. Alex Ferguson
good hit hung needed opposition shot
One good shot from the opposition (centre guard) and that's all they needed to win. We had to hit at least three-quarters and it hung straight. That's curling. Kelly Wood
good hands head hundred strong
One good head is better than a hundred strong hands Thomas Fuller
good
One can say all they want about politicians, but politicians to other politicians, their word is almost always good. John Sharp
good guys help local love
Once you get to this point, you just want to see the local guys do well. Dustin is a good kid, and we love to help as much as possible. Rob Hermann
good leap mentally screen sound wrap
Once you wrap that screen around, and you get really good sound you get immersed, ... You mentally make the leap that you're in this game. It's really amazing. Chris Chambers
good
One day I'm going to write a straight-ahead story. I really want to, but I can't at the moment. I'm not very good at it right now. Stephen Malkmus
good mostly north picking second shoot super team
No, we didn't shoot well in the second half. But that was mostly North picking up the pressure. They're good. They're just a really good team with a super coach. Terry Allmon
good management mean team
Now is a different time, is a different game, a different business. We are very good team. And when I say team I mean the management of this club. Roberto Bettega
good sing somehow
Now, if it's just a little toe-tapper, got to make me feel good somehow or another, or when I sing it I can't make you feel good. Reba McEntire
last trace
Rather, like the anarchists of the last century, he didn't care if he was killed or not. They just wanted to be known. We found no trace of any conspiracy. John Sherman Cooper
last played team
We're a better team right now, the way we've played the last 10 games. Bobby Lutz
last looking selective signed taking year
We signed 23 last year, and this year we signed 12. This year we were very selective because we were looking at taking one at every position, basically. Bobby Lamb
lasts months
The last 29 days of the month are the toughest! Nikola Tesla
last trust
Let this be my last word, that I trust in your love. Rabindranath Tagore
last months nine saw waiting work
What I saw today, it made me feel good. It made my work for the last nine months look good. I've been waiting for it. Octavio Dotel
last taken train year
In the last year or so, this has really taken off like a freight train without brakes. Philip Mote
last year
In the last year and a half, (A9) hasn't skyrocketed in popularity. Danny Sullivan
last seeing
In the last two years, we're seeing more and more communities saying, 'We just don't want to use the technology. Eric Skrum
leadership basketball practice
I just love the game of basketball so much. The game! I don't need the 18,000 people screaming and all the peripheral things. To me, the most enjoyable part is the practice and preparation. Bobby Knight
leadership business crazy
When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. Dave Barry
leadership steps arrogant
God will never direct us to be prideful, arrogant and unforgiving, immoral or slothful or full of fear. We step into these things because we are insensitive to the leadership of the Holy Spirit within us. Charles Stanley
leadership decision benefits
Leadership requires the courage to make decisions that will benefit the next generation. Alan Autry
leadership sports winning
So what if I never win my fifth gold medal; It's only one end of the string. It's competing that matters. It's proving that there is a place for guys like me in sports. It's a persona challenge to extend myself. Al Oerter
leadership basketball sports
Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war. Al McGuire
leadership sports zero
I believe in a business boarding up early. If you make a mistake, you put the boards in the window of the store and say, "Hey, I made a mistake." Let me take two shots in the arm and a punch on the nose and let me get on to the next thing. I don't believe in worrying over failures. I worry about successes. This is opposite from most people. Most people zero in on their failures. I try to keep all my attention on a pyramid type philosophy rather than the averaging-down philosophy. Al McGuire
leadership voice ideals
The ideal leader is one who hears the voice of God, and beckons on as the voice calls him and them. Aiden Wilson Tozer
leadership work reality
I would rather die than be in the United States Senate. I would be bored to death. Could you imagine me, banging around that chamber with 99 other people, asking for a motion on the amendment in the subcommittee? Forget it...You'd watch me just walk out and walk right into the Potomac River and drown. That would be it. Chris Christie
team winning texas
During my 40-year coaching career at West Point, Indiana and Texas Tech, my teams reached the Final Four on five occasions, winning the national championship three times. Bobby Knight
team animal order
Order is a necessary condition for making a structure function. A physical mechanism, be it a team of laborers, the body of an animal, or a machine, can work only if it is in physical order. Rudolf Arnheim
team the-end-of-the-day ends
At the end of the day, the team you build is the company you build. Steve Case
team book years
I don't care how I got here. In the books, when you look at it 10 or 20 years from now, it's not going say how he got here, it's going to say he's here and he represented the team. Vince Carter
team office london
Billions of taxpayers' money has been wasted in bad deals. The London Underground modernisation, personally negotiated by one of Gordon Brown's team, was a disaster, as the National Audit Office has confirmed. Vince Cable
team bullshit driving-fast
I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free. Vin Diesel
team views different
If you work for a team, you have a different view, if you own a team you have a radically different view, Vijay Mallya
team leader roles
The role of the leader is to foster mutual respect and build a complementary team where each strength is made productive and each weakness irrelevant. Stephen Covey
team defiance
The stunt team were great on Defiance. They were there, every day. Stephanie Leonidas