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I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough. Jay London
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I started getting on my feet and clowning around, and they ended up putting me in a play when I was 12. And I was hooked. Tim Robbins
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I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. George Burns
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Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. Jimmy Durante
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I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else. Jay London
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With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check. Mike Epps
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The fact that that really is my life, and that my husband Matt - who you see on the show - is like the most normal guy in the world. Kathy Griffin
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I was the same kind of father as I was a harpist - I played by ear. Harpo Marx
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When you break your pelvis, you can't do a whole lot. It took me about six weeks to be able to get out of bed. Anything you do that shakes your body is painful all over, so you can't cough, you can't sneeze, and going to the bathroom is impossible. Tony Hawk
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What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and to bathe us, but we keep something as silly as a bathroom separate. Kathryn Stockett
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When I lived in New York, I discovered these Russian & Turkish Baths in East 10th Street. Great for a platza treatment - plus, you'll run into the world and his wife there. Ben Elliot
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There's no other time in the year where commercials can take center stage. Commercials are always the things that are playing when you're going to the bathroom or grabbing a soda from the fridge. David Carson
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Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace. Anthony Burgess
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I go for long walks in Newlands Forest in Cape Town, and I go to the Turkish baths on Sunday mornings. Damon Galgut
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She had this old tin bathtub that you can carry around, that they used to use before indoor plumbing. We saw it hanging in her garage. It was the original tub they used in the house. She was going to throw it out, but she let us have it. We hang it up now. Joyce Jackson
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Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily. Evan Esar
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I knew everything a woman hated even before I remotely knew anything a woman liked. Nick Zano
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He was the most hated man in North Florida. Gary Mormino
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Though it sold very well, I hated The Edge. Shelley Berman
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I couldn't get session work because most musicians hated my style. Chris Squire
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I hated being a flight attendant. I did it for a month and then quit. Evangeline Lilly
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I've talked to our trainers and managers. If we can't get (the running backs) in the game, we'll let them run the water out during timeouts. That way I can tell their parents they got on the field. Chuck Amato
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They all have wonderful personalities and a wonderful work ethic. Their parents are hard-working people. Jody Ault
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They all disowned their parents long ago, the way you are supposed to Margaret Atwood
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We are studying here. We want to be able to work here. My parents are immigrants, too. Maria Jimenez
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You have to treat people like you want to be treated. I was taught that by my parents. Larry Taylor
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Very seldom do parents pay the advertised price tag of a private school. Lloyd Thacker
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If that's all they're basing it on, then the parents need to take into consideration the rest of the story. Debbie Ritchie
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I don't know why, but the older I get the more interested I get in my parents' marriage. And it's interesting to be married yourself, too, because there is an inevitable comparison. Jhumpa Lahiri
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I'm just doing what I've been taught by my parents to do, ... This is the right thing to do, and I'm trying to urge other people to do it. Shaquille O'Neal