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Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china. Rebecca West
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Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement! Woody Allen
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. Will Ferrell
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I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right. Richard Pryor
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Women--one half the human race at least--care fifty times more for a marriage than a ministry. Walter Bagehot
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! Rodney Dangerfield
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. Rodney Dangerfield
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Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?' Rodney Dangerfield
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Just like your dog lying down and being scratched all over ... they enjoy it. Mike Hayward
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He was a dog with tons of talent and speed but not much racing sense. He was hit or miss ... no consistency. Terry Greene
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He just needs somebody that understands these kinds of dogs. Randy Bennett
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Greenspan has been like a dog with a bone, very tenacious, ... I think the Fed will make a mistake. They will go too far. They always go too far. Michael Farr
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He's a Lab lover, too. And he knew how I was feeling about wanting my dog back. John Enos
dogs pleased
We're pleased that it is working and making the dogs happier. Mark Hines
dog instead kicking team
We've got to have some dog about us, man. We've got a team down, and instead of kicking it, we've got to put them through the gate. We didn't do that. We didn't get it done. Al Wilson
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I have been trying to find gas masks for dogs. I have a vet friend who said that somebody in his office got some Shannon Elizabeth
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I couldn't script a better way to spend my time. It's all about good dogs and good people. Dick Samuels
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I was lucky to get a couple by him. Because he's a pretty deadly hitter. Todd Jones
couple hurry
I was in such a hurry to be an actor. Now I'm sometimes mad at myself that I didn't stop and study for a couple of years. Max von Sydow
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I wouldn't say I needed it desperately. But after struggling the first couple of times you put more pressure on yourself. Shawn Chacon
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Kenny called me a couple days ago in Phoenix, ... He gave me a call.It took a lot for him to pick up the phone. Billy Beane
couple nights passing
Just the right place at the right time. Some nights are like that. I was able to get in a couple passing lanes and get some picks, but for the most part, it was just being in the right place at the right time. Dwyane Wade
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Jon pitched a very good game, but there were two innings when we gave them five outs. We're a pretty young team, and we were missing a couple of players today, but that's no excuse for mental errors. We have to improve in that area, and it's my job to see that we do. Chuck Grant
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I talk to a lot of people who, when you try to sum them up in a couple of sentences, seem like they must be insane. Mary Roach
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He wanted the ball, and the team wanted to give him the ball. He struggled a little in the first couple of innings, but he did a great job of throwing first-pitch strikes, and that's half the battle. He was all guts and glory. Bryant Kitty
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He views it as a great opportunity. He thinks they are a couple pieces away from being a dynamic team. Mark Bartelstein