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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
funny niece dumb
To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. Celine Dion
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You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside. Rain Bojangles
witty guilt accepting
The worst guilt is to accept an unearned guilt. Ayn Rand
witty humorous voting
Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
witty should-have credit
Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should have all the rest. Baltasar Gracian
witty real character
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty Dylan Moran
witty art money
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. e. e. cummings
witty remember telling-the-truth
Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember Abraham Lincoln
witty technology people
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that. Andy Borowitz
witty government political-will
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. Aesop
work
I've matured. I think I work better with the team. Kristin Baker
worked
I've always worked very efficiently on small budgets, both in documentaries and in features. James Marsh
work
I've come to realise I work so much better when I'm going by instinct. Amanda Hale
work
This is terrible. Very disappointing. I've got to get back out there. There's so many things I have to work on. Luis Castillo
worked
That's not in the playbook, ... That's just excitement. Everything worked as clockwork. Bryson Sumlin
work-out should harder
The harder you work out, the more you should stretch. Jane Fonda
work writers
Some of the greatest writers in our industry can't get work. Kent McCord
work
The market doesn't work very well when it comes to public goods. Eric Maskin
work men hours
There has never been any 30-hour week for men who had anything to do. Charles Kettering