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absurdity
He who seeks equality between unequals seeks an absurdity. Baruch Spinoza
absurdity champion defend error talkative
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it, for error is always talkative Oliver Goldsmith
absurdity came joke life lives order smell
I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my life?' I started to think about why I was a comedian, and then I came up with a reason for existence, which is: inserting absurdity or stupidity into strangers' lives in order to make the world a better place. Kurt Braunohler
absurdity bearded food funny laugh mall mask men puts roller slowly
Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller
absurd behaving law nature prevent star
I think there should be a law of Nature to prevent a star from behaving in this absurd way! Sir Eddington
absurd attention campaign desperate divert issues leadership matter merely photo smear
The allegations are completely untrue, and dredging up a photo from when I was 22 years old is pretty desperate stuff. This is merely part of an absurd smear campaign to divert attention from the issues that matter in this leadership contest. George Osborne
absurdity baseball dressed golf managers ready second spectators tradition uniforms wearing wonderful
In a tradition second in wonderful absurdity only to 60-year-old baseball managers wearing uniforms and spikes in the dugout, golf spectators come dressed ready to play 18. Willie Geist
absurdity cliches flow linguistic musical novels plays reveal voices zeal
was made into an award-winning film, ''for her musical flow of voices and countervoices in novels and plays that with extraordinary linguistic zeal reveal the absurdity of society's cliches and their subjugating power. Elfriede Jelinek
absurd bottom care clearly hold management mode number rung seems taken
It seems aggravating to me to hold the person at the bottom of the rung responsible when clearly it should've been something that management should've taken care of. It's absurd they didn't. They could've put him in lockdown mode or in a number of other different scenarios. Richard Cobb
bad games gave gives runs seven since team
That was a bad one. Like I've said since day one, this team never gives up. We gave up seven runs in an inning, but battled back. It's exciting. We still have a lot of games left. Dino Ebel
bad cannot city people pockets
People cannot give up on the city as bad as this looks, ... It's devastating and it's catastrophic, but I have also been around the city and there are pockets of the city that can come back quickly, and I want people to come back. Harry Smith
bad good looked
Oh! I feel really bad about that now that I think about that. She's just so good and she's a senior. She's amazing. I've always looked up to her. Heather Stephens
bad care dictate game games less people playoffs scrutiny shake
Oh, I can care less about scrutiny and all that. If it was a bad game, it was a bad game. Just because of what people say and what people think, they don't dictate my game and how I play. I've been in the playoffs before and I've had bad games in the playoffs before. It's just one of those things, you shake it off. Vince Carter
bad breathe certainly fresh gone oh time wonderful
Oh God, fresh air, it's so wonderful. It's the first time I've wanted to breathe all day. When you think what we could've gone through, it's not too bad in there. But it's certainly not as wonderful as this. Robin Smith
bad chance defense easier games good playing week
The more games you play, the more chance you have of playing a bad game on offense. Your defense can play good every week as long as they play hard. It's a lot easier to play defense than it is offense. Tommy Tuberville
bad celebrate goal great helped
Dr. del Corral helped me in bad times, ... and it was great to celebrate my first goal with him. Jonathan Woodgate
bad game gap pulled shots staying
Defensively, we are staying in the game. We had the one bad game where they pulled two gap shots on us and got two runs. Lori Blade
bad beat good knocked
Defensively, they pretty much knocked us around. We didn't do anything. They beat us pretty bad on offense. They play pretty good defense. And they still have Brett Favre. Olin Kreutz
black causes courts fast marks playing shoes team track
After a week, we had a lot of black marks from track shoes on them. It causes an abrasion that slows down the surface, so our varsity team is not playing on as fast of courts as they may encounter. Mollie Mayfield
black few job living people public recall useful
Even during my youth, I can recall very few black people living on any kind of public assistance. People were working, doing some kind of job that was useful to the community. Ed Smith
black brain gives hope imaging opening
Brain imaging gives us the hope of opening up the black box. Brian Knutson
blacks maybe whites
Blacks got used to winning, and whites got used to losing. Now with all of this upheaval, some blacks think that maybe they're not going to win, and some whites think they're going to win. Ed Renwick
black dreadful fierce shook stood ten terrible
Black it stood as night, / Fierce as ten furies, terrible as hell, / And shook a dreadful dart. John Milton
black came gray smell smoke
Black and gray smoke just came puffing out like a train. You could smell it all over the house, and the soot got into everything. Ruth Reed
black celebrate community section
Every section of this community has a way to celebrate Derby. For young black people, they cruise. Cynthia Brown
black bottom dual people point racial sector sorts structured system
Every institutional sector you can point to, I'll show you a racial disparity. When you have a racially structured system, there are more black people at the bottom because there's a dual system that sorts them at the bottom. Thaddeus Mathis
black company content devoted digital event expand greatly media news works
As the only media company devoted to the news and new works of black authors, we will greatly expand the distribution our content through print, digital and event vehicles. Ken Smikle
capable football good great hurt played playing special teams
Special teams really hurt us, but we didn't play like we're capable of playing and they played very well. They're a good football team, and they did a great job. Doug Marrs
capable million plant pounds running
We did over 100,000 pounds of crab, but it isn't enough. My plant is capable of running 1.5 million pounds of crab. Dave Woodruff
capable knew larry team
Before Larry got here, we knew what kind of team we had. With him gone, we still know we capable of getting it done. Ben Wallace
capable defines indeed itself modernity politics premise religion requiring science separation towards west work
The only shibboleth the West has is science. It is the premise of modernity and it defines itself as a rationality capable of, indeed requiring separation from politics, religion and really, society. Modernisation is to work towards this. Bruno Latour
capable collective effort few individual strong team together win
We got strong play from a few individuals, but we didn't get a collective effort from the whole team. We're not going to win with individual effort. We're going to win when we play together as a team the way we're capable of playing. Tony DiTucci
capable winning
We're very capable of winning the division. . . . We're going to win it. Milton Bradley
capable care late meeting mistakes somebody taking
She sounded like somebody who would be capable of taking care of Melissa. I didn't like the idea of not meeting her, but that's just the way it happened. ... I think of all the mistakes I made. It's too late to go back. Alta Apantenco
capable certainly gave half hopefully huge lead nice seen stepped
She's certainly capable of it. I've seen her do it before and hopefully she'll do it again. I thought she stepped up huge in the first half and gave us a nice lead at halftime. Josh Matthews
capable touch
She's capable of doing that. You don't want her to touch it in that situation. Dawn Staley
continue education far improve magnet schools total until using vehicle work
As far as total expectations, we know that we have work to do and we want to continue to improve. Magnet schools are just a vehicle that we are using to improve education in Texarkana. So, until education improves, then our expectations are not met. Dr. Tucker
continues engage korea north reckless
North Korea continues to engage in provocations and now reckless acts. Ari Fleischer
continue decide
Now is when they have to decide how much they want to continue to play football. Thomas Neil
continue convince samuel
Samuel said he didn't want to continue but we wanted to convince him that he should not let them (the racists) get to him. Carles Puyol
continues cutting edge work
The work they do continues to be on the cutting edge of bio-energy. Duane Grant
continue next waiting
This is for all the nay-sayers. This is for all the ones that said there's no way this can continue ... to the ones that are waiting for the next debacle. John Smoltz
continue excellence excited helping influence lived positive
This is exciting, ... I haven't lived in Colville for 18 years, but I think that there is a positive influence here. I'm excited about helping to continue the excellence in our schools. Kevin Knight
continue days dedication exactly shows
This is exactly what we needed. Their dedication really shows on days like today, and we will continue working hard. Carmen Mirochna
continue exactly help insofar mitigate possible situation
This is exactly what we had feared. We need to continue to do as much as possible to help mitigate this situation and prevent, insofar as that's possible, any such occurrences in the future. Stephanie Bunker
either hours work
I used to work about 100 hours a week; now it's about 70. But 40 hours? Forget about it. Either you're all in, or your not. Tony Fadell
either interest looking options players signing
We've started looking at other options because players that we may have an interest in are either signing every day or they are about to sign. Rod Thorn
either saying simply won
We could've won it after either slam, simply by saying (Teague) couldn't continue. But that's not the way we want to do things. John Carver
either purposely
Either purposely or inadvertently, they were abusing the system. Libby Turner
either front illegal job stepped
I never, ever, had a person who could come up with the name of a person who could not get a job because an illegal immigrant had stepped in front of them, because it was either a job that person didn't want to do or didn't exist. Mike Huckabee
either heart lots middle patients rapid studying
We're studying the highest-risk patients in the middle of their heart attacks, either big or small, and they all have clots in their arteries. In very rapid succession, we'll have lots of new options. It's going to be wild. Christopher Cannon
either original pickup seen
The original ones were either too small, underpowered or weren't seen as real pickup trucks. Ron Pinelli
either good morning
We will be either loading them by boat, helicopter, anything that is necessary, ... Good Morning America. Kathleen Blanco
either team willing
This was just a very, very competitive game. I don't think either team was willing to lose. Pedrito Estrill
exists forgotten hidden knows minutes nobody
Only 30 minutes from where I live, there is a completely hidden and forgotten archive. Nobody even knows that this exists here. Werner Herzog
exists history kinds mozilla product turns
Over the history of the Mozilla project, it turns out that the product browsers exists on many different kinds of machines. Mitchell Baker
good remembers
As a player, you feel good when someone remembers something like that. Chairon Isenia
good jobs month
Our expectations have been pretty diminished. A good month used to be 300,000 more jobs and now it is 200,000. Jared Bernstein
good happen job shot turn
Offensively, if we don't turn it over, we're going to score, and we did a good job of that in the first half. We can shoot, so when we get a shot at the basket, good things are usually going to happen for us. Tim Parmeter
good separation
Defensively, we were just about as good as we could be. Offensively, when the separation occurred, it was because we did some things out of character. Fran Dunphy
good great hope leave nice polite
D.C. fans, I think, are so good. They just come up to me, and they're so nice and so polite and just, 'Hey, I hope you have a great career,' and 'How are you doing, everything's good?' That's pretty much where they leave it at. Bryce Harper
good tournament
Dayton put on a very good tournament and they wrestled very well to win. Ariah Fasana
good heat house might stop trying warm
Compassionate conservatism is like trying to heat up an old house with warm thoughts. It might make you feel good but it doesn't stop you from freezing, Tom Harkin
good hoped pitches sitting three throw throwing
(Cobb) was throwing three pitches for strikes, so I went up there sitting on the change-up. I just hoped he would throw it and he did and I made good contact. John Shelby
good great hockey job players
Colgate has some good hockey players and did a great job tonight. Rand Pecknold
longer months received route survival time via women
In our trial, women who received part of their chemotherapy via an IP route had a median survival time of 16 months longer than women who received only IV chemotherapy. Dr. Armstrong
longer might strength track
I have the strength of a 10-year-old. If the track was 500 meters longer I might have a chance. Georg Hackl
longer periods tend turkey unlike vulture white
The turkey vulture has a V-shaped wingspan and a white head. Unlike eagles, vultures tend to glide for longer periods of time. Harry Harnish
longer love stronger
The Longer You Love,The Longer You Live,The Stronger You Feel,The More You Can Give. Peter Frampton
longer minute people public stock
But the minute we went public on the stock market, which is how our wealth was created, it was no longer how many people you employed, it was how much you were worth and how much your company was worth. Anita Roddick
longer trip
We will come and make a longer trip soon, Christopher Shays
people stuff thinks weeks ya
People say this stuff like they just thought of it, ... Everyone thinks they're so clever. I'm like, 'Heard that two weeks ago. Where ya been?' Jon Jansen
people talk
People talk about the money, but it had nothing to do with the money, John Abraham
people phone
people that want to use the phone a lot. Andrew Sukawaty
people
People that like snow, need to get out there and play in it. Paul Douglas
people question quit seems talked
People that I've talked to today, their question seems to be: Will he quit again? Nancy Cole
people
People are used to us being onstage for a while. Chris Squire
people seeing
People are used to seeing actors in LA. Jeremy London
people police turning
People are turning up and the police turning them away. Andrew Spence
people satellite trying waiting
People are trying to look at satellite photos, and people are trying to get in there to look. Unfortunately it's not only impassable but dangerous. We're still waiting to hear. Joe DeRupo
space follow-your-heart purpose
Follow what you are genuinely passionate about and let that guide you to your destination. Diane Sawyer
space perception quality
Space and time are not objects of perception, but qualities of awareness Deepak Chopra
space world film
Because you make a world that didn't exist before, and you can go into that world deeper and deeper. It's unbounded out there. One film takes you into one area, another film takes you into another area. There could be trillions, zillions of worlds that exist in the big space. David Lynch
space light giving
If somebody gives me a chance to do something, I am going to use that space, that time, that light, that whatever it is and try and work with it. Robert Barry
space silence worship
Worship the Silent Space in you. Rajneesh
space age tears
Beauty is an intangible thing; can not be fixed on the surface, and the wear and tear of old age on the body cannot defeat it. Nor will a "pretty" face make it, for "pretty" faces are often dull and empty, and beauty is never dull and it fills all spaces. Robert Henri
space anything-and-everything infinite
Never say, ‘No’, never say, ‘I cannot’, for you are infinite. Even time and space are as nothing compared with your nature. You can do anything and everything, you are almighty Swami Vivekananda
space choices quality
Make the wrong choices now and future generations will live with a changed climate, depleted resources and without the green space and biodiversity that contribute both to our standard of living and our quality of life Tony Blair
space giving tragedy
To give space when what one most yearns for is closeness, that is both the great test and great tragedy of love. Simone de Beauvoir
stories
Any show I'm working on, I want the stories to always be about something, and to have the potential to be emotional. That's the kind of story that I like. Jason Katims
stories ends
All you really have in the end are your stories. Burt Reynolds
stories next firsts
The first 20 stories written about a public figure set the tone for the next 2,000 and it is almost impossible to reverse it. Charles Colson
stories speak shoulders
So many stories, and to choose which ones to tell and how to tell them. The words, they will tap me on the shoulder and they will speak to me: Tell me! Tell me! The stories choose me. Eduardo Galeano
stories west sides
The Tonys ignored West Side Story. The Tonys ignored Gypsy. It's a kind of public humiliation. Stephen Sondheim
stories pieces littles
The last collaborator is your audience ... when the audience comes in, it changes the temperature of what you've written. Things that seem to work well -- work in a sense of carry the story forward and be integral to the piece -- suddenly become a little less relevant or a little less functional or a little overlong or a little overweight or a little whatever. And so you start reshaping from an audience. Stephen Sondheim
stories facts helping
By telling stories, you objectify your own experience. You separate it from yourself. You pin down certain truths. You make up others. You start sometimes with an incident that truly happened, and you carry it forward by inventing incidents that did not in fact occur but that nonetheless help to clarify and explain. Tim O'Brien
stories
Let the story tell itself. Tim O'Brien
stories true-story
But this too is true: stories can save us. Tim O'Brien
white apples snow
The moral of Snow White is never eat apples. Daniel Handler
white people scientology
Scientology is not a White religion. It is not just for White people Doug E. Fresh
white people black
To prevent enabling oppression, we demand that black people be twice as good. To prevent verifying stereotypes, we pledge to never eat a slice a watermelon in front of white people. Ta-Nehisi Coates
white house special
The White House is the leakiest place I've ever been in. (On special measures to ensure secrecy of plans to bomb Libya) Ronald Reagan
white world persons
I know a lot about being white - because I have to, I live in the white world. A white person doesn't live in the Indian world. I have to be white every day. Sherman Alexie
white justice chill
Just washed, How chill The white leeks! Matsuo Basho
white slave-girl female
That which commands admiration in the white woman only hastens the degradation of the female slave. Patricia Hill Collins
white house president
Bran was stripping her futon down to the bare mattress when she entered her apartment. It was sort of like watching the president mowing the White House lawn or taking out the trash. Patricia Briggs
white house world
Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.' Pat Paulsen