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absurdity
He who seeks equality between unequals seeks an absurdity. Baruch Spinoza
absurdity champion defend error talkative
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it, for error is always talkative Oliver Goldsmith
absurdity came joke life lives order smell
I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my life?' I started to think about why I was a comedian, and then I came up with a reason for existence, which is: inserting absurdity or stupidity into strangers' lives in order to make the world a better place. Kurt Braunohler
absurdity bearded food funny laugh mall mask men puts roller slowly
Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller
absurd behaving law nature prevent star
I think there should be a law of Nature to prevent a star from behaving in this absurd way! Sir Eddington
absurd attention campaign desperate divert issues leadership matter merely photo smear
The allegations are completely untrue, and dredging up a photo from when I was 22 years old is pretty desperate stuff. This is merely part of an absurd smear campaign to divert attention from the issues that matter in this leadership contest. George Osborne
absurdity baseball dressed golf managers ready second spectators tradition uniforms wearing wonderful
In a tradition second in wonderful absurdity only to 60-year-old baseball managers wearing uniforms and spikes in the dugout, golf spectators come dressed ready to play 18. Willie Geist
absurdly audience exact given looking point remember scene spot time wishes
The camera must point at the exact spot the audience wishes to look at any given moment. To find that spot is absurdly easy: you only have to remember where you were looking at the time the scene was made. Preston Sturges
absurdity cliches flow linguistic musical novels plays reveal voices zeal
was made into an award-winning film, ''for her musical flow of voices and countervoices in novels and plays that with extraordinary linguistic zeal reveal the absurdity of society's cliches and their subjugating power. Elfriede Jelinek
bad boycott
The boycott is bad for all those concerned. Peter Power
bad games gave gives runs seven since team
That was a bad one. Like I've said since day one, this team never gives up. We gave up seven runs in an inning, but battled back. It's exciting. We still have a lot of games left. Dino Ebel
bad cannot city people pockets
People cannot give up on the city as bad as this looks, ... It's devastating and it's catastrophic, but I have also been around the city and there are pockets of the city that can come back quickly, and I want people to come back. Harry Smith
bad good looked
Oh! I feel really bad about that now that I think about that. She's just so good and she's a senior. She's amazing. I've always looked up to her. Heather Stephens
bad care dictate game games less people playoffs scrutiny shake
Oh, I can care less about scrutiny and all that. If it was a bad game, it was a bad game. Just because of what people say and what people think, they don't dictate my game and how I play. I've been in the playoffs before and I've had bad games in the playoffs before. It's just one of those things, you shake it off. Vince Carter
bad breathe certainly fresh gone oh time wonderful
Oh God, fresh air, it's so wonderful. It's the first time I've wanted to breathe all day. When you think what we could've gone through, it's not too bad in there. But it's certainly not as wonderful as this. Robin Smith
bad band connected constantly formed living name overcome people songs standing sure tall waiting weird wrote york
The name is also connected with living in New York in this really weird time. People are constantly waiting for something bad to happen. I wrote these songs and formed this band to make sure I didn't get overcome by that sense of fear. That's what this band is about -- standing tall and not being afraid. Sam Endicott
bad companies exploiting oil situation tight
Oil companies are exploiting a tight supply-demand situation. They are piling on, making a bad situation worse. Tyson Slocum
bad harder opponents options prepare
The more options we have the better we are. It makes it harder for our opponents to prepare for us. If someone has a bad day we have options. Donna Martin
black causes courts fast marks playing shoes team track
After a week, we had a lot of black marks from track shoes on them. It causes an abrasion that slows down the surface, so our varsity team is not playing on as fast of courts as they may encounter. Mollie Mayfield
black few job living people public recall useful
Even during my youth, I can recall very few black people living on any kind of public assistance. People were working, doing some kind of job that was useful to the community. Ed Smith
black brain gives hope imaging opening
Brain imaging gives us the hope of opening up the black box. Brian Knutson
blacks maybe whites
Blacks got used to winning, and whites got used to losing. Now with all of this upheaval, some blacks think that maybe they're not going to win, and some whites think they're going to win. Ed Renwick
black dreadful fierce shook stood ten terrible
Black it stood as night, / Fierce as ten furies, terrible as hell, / And shook a dreadful dart. John Milton
black came gray smell smoke
Black and gray smoke just came puffing out like a train. You could smell it all over the house, and the soot got into everything. Ruth Reed
black cloud
We've got a black cloud over us and we have to get from under it. Dustan Mohr
black everybody
Everybody else was the Packers or Steelers. We were the Huns, right down to our black helmets, Ken Brown
black hole inside
Every person has their own black hole inside their head. Matt Maldre
capable football good great hurt played playing special teams
Special teams really hurt us, but we didn't play like we're capable of playing and they played very well. They're a good football team, and they did a great job. Doug Marrs
capable changing feather good instead longevity talents
I am capable of directing, and I am good at that. In order to have longevity as actors, you have to keep changing it up a bit; you have to bring other talents to the table. I want this to be another feather in my cap instead of replacing what I already have. Kirsten Nelson
capable million plant pounds running
We did over 100,000 pounds of crab, but it isn't enough. My plant is capable of running 1.5 million pounds of crab. Dave Woodruff
capable knew larry team
Before Larry got here, we knew what kind of team we had. With him gone, we still know we capable of getting it done. Ben Wallace
capable defines indeed itself modernity politics premise religion requiring science separation towards west work
The only shibboleth the West has is science. It is the premise of modernity and it defines itself as a rationality capable of, indeed requiring separation from politics, religion and really, society. Modernisation is to work towards this. Bruno Latour
capable collective effort few individual strong team together win
We got strong play from a few individuals, but we didn't get a collective effort from the whole team. We're not going to win with individual effort. We're going to win when we play together as a team the way we're capable of playing. Tony DiTucci
capable winning
We're very capable of winning the division. . . . We're going to win it. Milton Bradley
capable china clean efficient energy extreme focus plans research robots
China plans to make breakthroughs in extreme manufacturing (and) robots capable of doing intelligent services. China will focus its energy research on the economical, efficient and clean use of energy and the exploration of new energy resources. Xinhua Agency
capable listened pioneering shall showing
If we prove capable of showing a pioneering commitment, we shall create a commmunity listened to around the world. Jacques Chirac
continue education far improve magnet schools total until using vehicle work
As far as total expectations, we know that we have work to do and we want to continue to improve. Magnet schools are just a vehicle that we are using to improve education in Texarkana. So, until education improves, then our expectations are not met. Dr. Tucker
continues engage korea north reckless
North Korea continues to engage in provocations and now reckless acts. Ari Fleischer
continue decide
Now is when they have to decide how much they want to continue to play football. Thomas Neil
continue convince samuel
Samuel said he didn't want to continue but we wanted to convince him that he should not let them (the racists) get to him. Carles Puyol
continues cutting edge work
The work they do continues to be on the cutting edge of bio-energy. Duane Grant
continue grow healthy strategy time
This is a way for the company?to continue to grow over time and I think it is a healthy strategy over time. Karen Sack
continue encourage issue judges judicial speak
This is a regrettable escalation on the part of the government. On the other hand, it will encourage the judges to continue to speak out on the issue of judicial independence. Hossam Bahgat
continue question talking
This is a question of fairness, to my mind, and I'm going to continue talking about it to see what we can get accomplished. Jon Huntsman
continue dollar next several
This is going to be a short-term recovery. The dollar will continue to weaken in the next several days. Brian Dolan
either hours work
I used to work about 100 hours a week; now it's about 70. But 40 hours? Forget about it. Either you're all in, or your not. Tony Fadell
either interest looking options players signing
We've started looking at other options because players that we may have an interest in are either signing every day or they are about to sign. Rod Thorn
either saying simply won
We could've won it after either slam, simply by saying (Teague) couldn't continue. But that's not the way we want to do things. John Carver
either relief
Either way, it will be a relief when it's over and we know. Heather Bowie
either purposely
Either purposely or inadvertently, they were abusing the system. Libby Turner
either front illegal job stepped
I never, ever, had a person who could come up with the name of a person who could not get a job because an illegal immigrant had stepped in front of them, because it was either a job that person didn't want to do or didn't exist. Mike Huckabee
either english-scientist fast run track twice workouts
Twice a week I'll run fast quality workouts either on the track or road. Jonathan Brown
either yard
To get our guys, we've had to go into someone else's back yard and either out-recruit them or out-evaluate them. Tad Boyle
either good organized requires software
To keep that all organized requires either headcount or a good software system. Richard Rushing
exists forgotten hidden knows minutes nobody
Only 30 minutes from where I live, there is a completely hidden and forgotten archive. Nobody even knows that this exists here. Werner Herzog
exists history kinds mozilla product turns
Over the history of the Mozilla project, it turns out that the product browsers exists on many different kinds of machines. Mitchell Baker
good remembers
As a player, you feel good when someone remembers something like that. Chairon Isenia
good jobs month
Our expectations have been pretty diminished. A good month used to be 300,000 more jobs and now it is 200,000. Jared Bernstein
good happen job shot turn
Offensively, if we don't turn it over, we're going to score, and we did a good job of that in the first half. We can shoot, so when we get a shot at the basket, good things are usually going to happen for us. Tim Parmeter
good separation
Defensively, we were just about as good as we could be. Offensively, when the separation occurred, it was because we did some things out of character. Fran Dunphy
good honorable motivation night
Definitely! It didn't feel good (Thursday) night getting honorable mention, but that's just motivation for me. Casey Moore
good guard point stretch super
Decision-making down the stretch is so huge. Marcus is going to be a super point guard in this league. You have to take his good with his bad. Dwane Casey
good prepared received returns sales sure
Dec. 23 and 24 were really good and Dec. 26 was huge. I'm not sure why but returns are down -- we were prepared for more returns than we received on Dec. 26 -- and sales are up. John Vigeland
good indirect interested though
Dealers weren't that interested even though we had good indirect bidding. George Goncalves
good itself talent team win work
D.C. is a very good team that prides itself on its work ethic, ... I've already said that if you've got talent and if you work hard, they're going to win a lot of games. John Ellinger
longer months received route survival time via women
In our trial, women who received part of their chemotherapy via an IP route had a median survival time of 16 months longer than women who received only IV chemotherapy. Dr. Armstrong
longer might strength track
I have the strength of a 10-year-old. If the track was 500 meters longer I might have a chance. Georg Hackl
longer periods tend turkey unlike vulture white
The turkey vulture has a V-shaped wingspan and a white head. Unlike eagles, vultures tend to glide for longer periods of time. Harry Harnish
longer love stronger
The Longer You Love,The Longer You Live,The Stronger You Feel,The More You Can Give. Peter Frampton
longer minute people public stock
But the minute we went public on the stock market, which is how our wealth was created, it was no longer how many people you employed, it was how much you were worth and how much your company was worth. Anita Roddick
longer trip
We will come and make a longer trip soon, Christopher Shays
longer town
We like it here, we want to live here for a longer time. We don't want our town to die. Sheryl Lehr
people risen
People see me and they think, "He's risen from the dead. Richard M. Nixon
people stuff thinks weeks ya
People say this stuff like they just thought of it, ... Everyone thinks they're so clever. I'm like, 'Heard that two weeks ago. Where ya been?' Jon Jansen
people talk
People talk about the money, but it had nothing to do with the money, John Abraham
people smarter
People think I'm stupid. But I'm smarter than most people. Paris Hilton
people
People think I'm Snow White... the most boring person in the world! Andrea McLean
people
People think if you made that much money, then you're getting over on the system. Keith Smith
people
People think Berlusconi is just clutching at straws. Richard Owen
people shoot tall
People think because he's tall that he can't shoot the ball, but he can get on. Jeremy Kendle
people perspective women
People think anything done from a woman's perspective is only going to appeal to women. Jen Kirkman
space follow-your-heart purpose
Follow what you are genuinely passionate about and let that guide you to your destination. Diane Sawyer
space may matter
Time, matter, space - all, it may be, are no more than a point. Denis Diderot
space perception quality
Space and time are not objects of perception, but qualities of awareness Deepak Chopra
space world film
Because you make a world that didn't exist before, and you can go into that world deeper and deeper. It's unbounded out there. One film takes you into one area, another film takes you into another area. There could be trillions, zillions of worlds that exist in the big space. David Lynch
space light giving
If somebody gives me a chance to do something, I am going to use that space, that time, that light, that whatever it is and try and work with it. Robert Barry
space brooklyn manhattan
I love living in Brooklyn. Originally I moved there because I could enjoy a bigger space for less money than I would ever get in Manhattan. Raquel Zimmermann
space house program
As a member of the House Subcommittee on Space and Aeronautics, I am a firm believer in the American space program. Randy Forbes
space glowing meditation
[W]hen the mind is really absent, in that silence, in that unlimited space, your potential starts glowing, radiating, flowering. Suddenly you are full of cherry blossoms, a new presence, a new fragrance. Rajneesh
space desire projects
The future is needed as a space to project your desires. To project, future is needed. Rajneesh
stories
Any show I'm working on, I want the stories to always be about something, and to have the potential to be emotional. That's the kind of story that I like. Jason Katims
stories ends
All you really have in the end are your stories. Burt Reynolds
stories next firsts
The first 20 stories written about a public figure set the tone for the next 2,000 and it is almost impossible to reverse it. Charles Colson
stories speak shoulders
So many stories, and to choose which ones to tell and how to tell them. The words, they will tap me on the shoulder and they will speak to me: Tell me! Tell me! The stories choose me. Eduardo Galeano
stories standing-out harder
the times we worked harder to make the day stand out. our story demanded that we change and so we did. Donald Miller
stories firsts ink
It is as true for the writer as for the reader that any novel worth its ink should be an experience first and foremost—not an essay, not a statement, not an orderly rollout of themes and propositions. All of which is to say: stories, too, are wild things. David Wroblewski
stories want periods
When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story. David Spade
stories social-media wells
How well you tell your story determines how well your customers tell your story. Simon Mainwaring
stories beginning-middle-and-end expanding
Songwriters are expanding time rather than compressing time. My short stories tend to be old fashioned, with a beginning, middle and end. Steve Earle
white apples snow
The moral of Snow White is never eat apples. Daniel Handler
white ifs
If Obama was white, he’d be up by 17 points. Alec Baldwin
white people scientology
Scientology is not a White religion. It is not just for White people Doug E. Fresh
white people black
To prevent enabling oppression, we demand that black people be twice as good. To prevent verifying stereotypes, we pledge to never eat a slice a watermelon in front of white people. Ta-Nehisi Coates
white house special
The White House is the leakiest place I've ever been in. (On special measures to ensure secrecy of plans to bomb Libya) Ronald Reagan
white world persons
I know a lot about being white - because I have to, I live in the white world. A white person doesn't live in the Indian world. I have to be white every day. Sherman Alexie
white america issues
The commission had to subpoena the F.A.A. for documents, had to subpoena NORAD for documents and they will never get the full story. That is one of the tragedies. One of these days we will have to get the full story because the 9-11 issue is so important to America. But this White House wants to cover it up. Max Cleland
white three four
I've been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard down and replaced it with nothing. Took my face down and put a white board up. Matthew Perry
white justice chill
Just washed, How chill The white leeks! Matsuo Basho