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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
food hard hours people time worth
People had ample time to prepare. It isn't that hard to get 72 hours worth of food and water, Jeb Bush
food good plate spaghetti
A plate of spaghetti back then was $1.50, and it was very good food, that's why it lasted, Joe Morgan
foods healthful perseverance
Preferring healthful foods is a skill, and skills take practice and perseverance to develop. Joel Fuhrman
food
The right use of food can end hunger. Jose Andres Puerta
food anger thinking
Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap. Barbara Jordan
food drinking dry
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. Brendan Behan
food good provide rescue
We are here to provide the most good to the most people. If they want to stay, we give them food and water. If they want to leave, we rescue them.
food years san-francisco
it still astounds me, after forty years, that there is no good bread between Chicago and San Francisco. Jane Smiley
foods matter
There are no foods which are completely forbidden. It's a matter of how much and how often.
chocolate wish stories
The story of my life can be told in silver: in chocolate mills, serving spoons, and services for twelve. The story of my life has nothing to do with me. The story of my life is things. Things that aren’t mine, that won’t ever be mine. It’s all I’ve ever known. I wish it wasn’t. Elizabeth Scott
chocolate sauce caramel
I can't cook to save my life but I can bake a flour-less chocolate-hazelnut tort with a spicy caramel sauce. Anna Kendrick
chocolate
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. Jennifer Hudson
chocolate gift good president quick run since
I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.
chocolate taste sound
As good as chocolate tastes, it sounds that good. Willow Smith
chocolate pieces ifs
If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
chocolate wish slim
The author wishes to thank: Good fortune, Godiva chocolates, and Slim-Fast Rachel Caine
chocolate cookies chips
I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do! Laura Wilkinson
chocolate human
Uh, Little Boy, my chocolate must be untouched by human hands!