![I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg.](/assets/img/quote-photos/i-was-surprised-to-learn-that-doing-household-chores-qualifies-as-romantic-for-mo.jpg)
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