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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny jesus humor
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. Doug Stanhope
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
funny humor years
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
funny humor people
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
given likely present time
Opportunities are likely to present themselves, especially given a 6- to 12-month time horizon. Abby Cohen
given principle state trying
It's not that I'm trying to be greedy. It's the principle of it. If you're injured, the regulations state you're to be given this medal.
given value
It's nothing she would ever have given away. It's value is really sentimental. John Burroughs
given park parking taken tunnel
This park was taken away for construction of the tunnel and never given back. We unpaved a parking lot and put up a paradise.
given good major news recent sector surprises wrong
There were no major surprises and that actually is good news, given that the recent surprises for the sector have been of the wrong kind.
given infer persons
It is very appropriate to infer that the Veda was given to the world only by persons endowed with all powers. Sathya Baba
given
They haven't given up, ... That is what I like about them.
given gone lady money quite unusual victim
Our victim got all but $250 back of the $90,000 she had given him. The other lady got about one-third of her money ($50,000) back - that was all we could trace. It's quite unusual to get money back - it's usually gone but we got lucky. David White
given knew leagues played
I only wish I could have played in the big leagues when I was young enough to show what I could do. When an offer was given to me to join up, I was too old, and I knew it. Buck Leonard