Famous Quotes & Sayings

Stephen Colbert

I don't perceive my role as a newsman at all. I'm a comedian from stem to stern. You can cut me open and count the rings of jokes.

Stephen Hess

Had this been handled expeditiously, quickly, it might have been a story on the style page, or limited to the late night comedians and the cartoonists. There's simply no question they fumbled this one.

Rob Brydon

If you're a comedian, you are looking for material in daily life.

Will Ferrell

It would be great to be able to follow in the footsteps of Bill Murray. I really respect his ability as a comedian, obviously, but even more so as an actor.

Topher Grace

I'm not a comedian, but I love the comedians who know when to get off the stage.

Rowan Atkinson

I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one.

Riaad Moosa

I'm a comedian who happens to be Muslim; my comedy stems on all forms of my identity.

Sean Berdy

I'm a comedian in real life. I always goof around; I'm out-going; and I talk with everybody, especially through Twitter these days!

Bob Saget

The film, as crazy as it is, is a love letter to comedians and comedy and all the different ways they improv around something,

Bobby Frasor

He's a goofy kid. Everyone sees the big, hard, tough guy, silent, really. He's just a big goofball.

Jeff Tedford

Every now and then you'd turn around (at practice) and see him goofing off with the guys. You don't see that anymore.

Katrina Bowden

I was a dork. I'm still kind of goofy and clumsy and not always the most graceful person.

Austin Peck

I'm just a geeky, goofy person.

Joss Whedon

What Sarah brings to the part is her intelligence, at the same time, she's got that hormonal, idiosyncratic goofiness that makes Buffy not just the Terminator.

Liz Compton

These weren't patrons, so we know they weren't standing up or goofing off.

Amanda Tapping

Ever since I started doing television, I tended to get cast, for the most part, as these strong, intelligent women... Which is wonderful, but very rarely do I get to be the goofy girl that I am.

Clive Barker

After all, where can the glorious, the goofy, and the god-like stand shoulder to shoulder?

Hugo Papstein

I don't know if I'm ready or not. With the goofy guidelines they have in place, it's hard to decide.

Kay Redfield Jamison

It is an odd thing, owing life to pills, one's own quirks and tenacities, and this unique, strange, and ultimately profound relationship called psychotherapy.

Kathy Griffin

KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST ... To Kathy Griffin. Warmest wishes, Renee Zellweger.

Mack Strong

Just things that I've never experienced in my life.

Tom Arnold

I swear on my life that is true.

Mike Summers

It can't be any better. Life has been such a blessing.

Tiffeny Milbrett

I want to be the goal scorer and the play maker out there. I have been doing that all my life.

Daniel Woodrell

I'd met some awfully tough gals in my life, and I find them compelling, if I don't have to socialize with them too much.

Danny Aiello

I was just so blatantly shy throughout my life.

Danny Aiello

At some point in my life, before I was gone, I wanted to make an album, even if it was for no reason other than posterity.

Lance Gross

If I had my way, the woman I marry, she wouldn't be a part of Twitter and she wouldn't be on Facebook.

John Knapp

Twitter is the samizdat of the 21st Century.

Andrew Luck

I don't know how old my phone is, but it was only $10. It is a nice subconscious way of not having the Internet at your fingertips... e-mail, Twitter or Facebook.