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Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.
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funny technology giving
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hit missed
They hit shots, and we didn't during that stretch. We had two wide-open threes and missed them both. Mark Turgeon
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It seems like we're taking the hit all the way around.
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This region has been hit pretty hard, ... We were doing much better in the 1990s than the national average. But since 2000, we've been doing worse.