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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
luck matter involved
No matter how good you are, there's a lot of luck involved. Reggie Miller
lucky actors
I was a very lucky actor. John Noble
lucky really-happy fortunate
I'm really fortunate. I'm really happy, and I'm really really lucky to be where I am. Mariah Carey
luck prepared
Luck is created by the prepared. James Altucher
luck stay-calm needs
The main factor in a penalty shootout is luck again. You need to stay calm and focussed but the biggest thing you need is luck. Peter Shilton
luck bad-luck superstitious
I'm not superstitious because it brings bad luck. Placido Domingo
luck genius fortune
The vulgar call good fortune that which really is produced by the calculations of genius. Ralph Waldo Emerson
luck
She was chronologically in luck. She corresponded to necessity. Lincoln Kirstein
luck gold gorges
Gold was not altogether certain what, anatomically, a gorge was, but he knew that his was rising. Joseph Heller
start top
If we start off and we're not in the top 10, we're going to be there before long, Bobby Labonte