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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.
wants
Now, I know everyone wants to see turtles. What else? Lyle Thomas
wanting
I've been wanting him for a long time. Now that I've got him, I can't take him off the court. Pat Riley
want pay attention
If you want more money, don't pay attention to the money. Pay attention to the thing that makes the money. Brandon Steiner
want humans seems
At times, it seems to me that to be human is to want that which we cannot have. For some, this is power. For me, it is peace. Brandon Sanderson
want living-things
Nothing can stop a living thing that wants to be free Aravind Adiga
want extraordinary-life extraordinary
Everyone wants to lead an extraordinary life. Augustus
want aging castro
I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies Art Buchwald
want nervous breakdown
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
want reverence feels
It's a rare gift, you know, to feel reverence for your own life and to want the best, the greatest, the highest possible, here, now, for your very own.
ifs
If you do not do the thing you fear, the fear controls your life. Brian Tracy
ifs i-can
If I can change, anybody can change. Jane Fonda
ifs meaningless
If you are not free to say no, your yes is meaningless. Brent Weeks
ifs
You can't go voicing something if it's just not right. Billie Joe Armstrong
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Even if you persuade me, you won’t persuade me. Aristophanes
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If you are good to this one and that one, this one and that one will say that you are good. If you are good to everyone, no one will say that you are good. Antonio Porchia
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If I couldn't read, I couldn't live. Douglas Sirk
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Is it permitted to differ with Kierkegaard? Not only permitted but necessary. If you love him. Donald Barthelme
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If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack. Dr. Seuss