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funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
funny humor snow
Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word. Alberto Manguel
funny humorous life-sucks
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley
funny life men
I always say, 'Man, the Creator is preparing me for something. He's keeping the sun on me for some reason. He's keeping me aligned with that generation.' Because I genuinely love people, I love hip-hop, and I love using it as a tool to communicate and to create a better vibration. Life is short. I guess I'm lined up for a reason. Doug E. Fresh
funny humor band
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake. Dylan Moran
funny jesus humor
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. Doug Stanhope
funny humor opening-up
As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.
funny humor years
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
funny humor people
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
peace war rome
A bad peace is even worse than war. Tacitus
peace shining together
Let love shine and we will find a way to come together. Madonna Ciccone
peace prove road senator taking
Senator Clinton, taking the peace road would not prove you are weak, Cindy Sheehan
peace shampoo until
If I'm going to be staying up until 3 A.M., it should be for world peace and not shampoo sales. Mona Sutphen
peace war women
War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford. Hannah Arendt
peace war writing
To hold a pen is to be at war. Voltaire
peace wish
Peace is not something you wish for; It's something you make, Something you do, Something you are, And something you give away. Robert Fulghum
peace
I want to show you peace is peace and everything will go well.
peace possess
Take nothing, to say: I have it! For you can possess nothing, not even peace. D. H. Lawrence