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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
maybe order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself:""Mankind."" Basically, it's made up of two separate words - ""mank"" and ""ind.""What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. 
maybe mean players realize
I tell our players a lot about some of those guys. I don't know if they realize the tradition. Maybe if they see it in the paper, it will mean a lot more to them. George Smith
maybe
I thought maybe we would have more than what we're actually receiving.
maybe played second sets third
I thought I played maybe better in the second and third sets than I did in the first set, Andy Roddick
maybe next time
I thought it would be a lot more obtrusive than it was. I think maybe the next time it happens, that uncertainty will be gone. Mark Wilson
maybe rid
We can't get rid of them on the two-day (race weekends), but maybe we can at the three-day shows.
maybe office trying work
He and I have been trying to work with the governor's office to work out an arrangement -- maybe a zero-interest loan,
maybe upset
If I was 20, maybe I'd be upset (about being inducted), but it's all part of the game. Steve Jones
maybe
If I had my career over again? Maybe I'd say to myself, speed it up a little. James Stewart