Famous Quotes & Sayings

Carl Sagan

If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth.

Arthur Conan Doyle

if i could be assured of your destruction, i would in the interest of the public, cheerfully accept my death.

Edwin Way Teale

In nature, there is less death and destruction than death and transmutation.

Ayn Rand

I do not seek the good of others as a sanction for my right to exist, nor do I recognize the good of others as a justification for their seizure of my property or their destruction of my life.

Albert Einstein

If I had known they were going to do this, I would have become a shoemaker.

Andrea Gibson

We have to create; it is the only thing louder than destruction.

Alphonse de Lamartine

He, who can create, abhors destruction.

Dave Navarro

I'm as obsessive with health as I was with destruction.

Dennis Rodman

Create havoc, create destruction.

David Walton

Everyone can write jokes and makes things clever.

Frank Caliendo

I was very stale at Fox. Much of it was my own fault. I was lazy and didn't fight for things I wanted to do at other times. Most of my stuff consisted of setup/punchline jokes to the camera - a very old-school approach. I was part of the establishment, I guess.

Mike Birbiglia

Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.

Robin Ince

I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and, to be honest, I don't know what I'm talking about either.

Taylor Twellman

He jokes around -- when he looks up, he sees The Big Head. When he sees The Big Head, he reads where I'm going.

David Cross

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

Cesar Romero

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

Bill Griffith

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.