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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
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People should always have something which they prefer to life. Johann G. Seume
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No question it has been a challenging week. But it's a reminder to us all that life in the NFL doesn't get quieter when you have some success. Jack Brennan
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The more life you have, the more it's in your pores, the more able you are to be creative as an artist. Lesley Manville
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Coming out was painful, but life got so much better for me. Joel Burns
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Any loss of life is tragic, and you know we want people to be safe out there. Dennis Smith
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Anything we can do to save a life is something we will support. Javier Rodriguez
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The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do. American Proverbs
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The source of so much of my anxiety in life and the tensions in my relationship is my anxiety about my kid. It's all very abstract and unfounded and ungrounded. Lisa Cholodenko
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The tenuousness of modern life can make anyone feel overwrought. Robin Marantz Henig
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Our earliest evidence of government, in the ruins of Babylon and Egypt, shows nothing but ziggurats and pyramids of wasted taxpayer money, the TARP funds and shovel-ready stimulus programs of their day. P. J. O'Rourke
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Of course, we probably should have left them where they were, ... But when we'd bring them home, they'd lay eggs, and next thing you know we'd have baby turtles running around. I love nature and wildlife, and it's always been a part of my family. Scott Tucker
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And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication. Bible Bible
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Announcement from the proud parents of a baby daughter. "We have skirted the issue. Earl Wilson
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The target has always been the mid-week road warrior that was the baby boomer mentality. Now, the market is more fragmented and people are mixing business with leisure. Jim Abrahamson
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The surpluses present an enormous opportunity and one that we must not squander, ... We believe that the surpluses should be reserved until Social Security is placed on sound financial footing for the next century. After 2010, the huge baby boom generation will begin retiring which will put increased pressure on Social Security and it was on that basis that we reached the conclusion that nothing should be done with these surpluses until that problem is addressed. Robert Rubin
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I've always known that I was going to have a baby one day. But there's times when I get a little scared. It's mind-blowing to have a child. Britney Spears
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I used to think I wouldn't be all that interested in the baby until she was two or so and could talk, ... But I'm totally into it now. She's just started to say 'ba-ba' and have a personality. Bill Gates
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Somebody's sorrow is making me weep:I know not her name, but I echo her cry,For the dearly bought baby she longed so to keep,The baby that rode to its long-lasting sleepIn the little white hearse that went rumbling by. Ella Wilcox