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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
death love people strikes
Death is a sniper. It strikes people you love, people you like, people you know - it's everywhere. You could be next. But then you turn out not to be. But then again, you could be. Nora Ephron
death keen robbed servant true
Death has robbed us of a true servant who was keen on his job. Njeru Ndwiga
death devastated human property terror
devastated by the ravages and terror of human smuggling, drug smuggling, kidnapping, murder, destruction of property and death of livestock. Bill Richardson
death die knowing matter punishment sentence
Any kind of death sentence is cruel. It doesn't matter what kind of death, I think the psychological punishment of knowing you're going to die is cruel. Doug Howard
death tax unsound
The tax on inheritances, or the 'death tax' is unfair, inefficient, economically unsound and, frankly, immoral. John Kyl
death error everybody far five guess percent rate row ten upwards
I've never been under the illusion that everybody on death row is innocent - far from it. My own guess is upwards of 90 percent are guilty. But a ten percent error rate if that's what it is, or even five percent, is really way too high. Scott Turow
death great next
After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. J. K. Rowling
death devastated hardly house left totally
After my wife's death I was totally devastated and hardly left the house for 2 1/2 years. Gerald Pruitt
death innocent people starvation thousands
tens of thousands of innocent people from death from starvation and disease. Benon Sevan
suicide suicidal two
Suicide kills two people. Arthur Miller
suicide new-york bipolar
I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make the New York Times obituary page. Art Buchwald
suicide people suffering
I learned that I suffered from bipolar II disorder, a less serious variant of bipolar I, which was once known as manic depression. The information was naturally frightening; up to 1 in 5 people with bipolar disorder will commit suicide, and rates may even be higher for those suffering from bipolar II. Ayelet Waldman
suicide men evil
A viler evil than to murder a man, is to sell him suicide as an act of virtue. Ayn Rand
suicide blow brain
Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling. Al Yankovic
suicide animal inability
A notorious inability to express emotions makes human beings the only animals capable of suicide. Alain de Botton
suicide answers destruction
Suicide is not an answer, it's destruction. Al Green
suicide self sin
Self-pity is a sin. It is a form of living suicide. Charles J. Shields
suicide children mean
We are members of the most destructive culture ever to exist. Our assault on the natural world, on indigenous and other cultures, on women, on children, on all of us through the possibility of nuclear suicide and other means--all these are unprecedented in their magnitude and ferocity. Derrick Jensen