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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
funny cat technology
Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
bird flying stories
Stories are like birds flying, here and gone in a moment. P. L. Travers
bird mouths want
The fox when it sees a flock of herons or magpies or birds of that kind, suddenly flings himself on the ground with his mouth open to look as he were dead; and these birds want to peck at his tongue, and he bites off their heads. Leonardo da Vinci
bird weight earth
The earth is moved from its position by the weight of a tiny bird resting upon it.
bird hierarchy musician
It's probable that in the artistic hierarchy birds are the greatest musicians existing on our planet. Olivier Messiaen
bird firsts performers
Birds are the first and the greatest performers.
bird cuckoos clock
We were surprised how closely the cuckoo imitated the clock-and yet, of course, it could never have heard a clock. Mark Twain
bird exciting hard sand tiny
That's an exciting bird to find because they're so tiny and out on the sand where they're hard to find. Pat Gallagher
bird desire delight
the bird sings as if to say that delight is easy, for those who desire it Philippa Gregory
bird tree stones
I carve stone. I've got hammers and chisels and I carve from sandstone. I just did a big mural of birds and trees. Peter Weir