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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
food hard hours people time worth
People had ample time to prepare. It isn't that hard to get 72 hours worth of food and water, Jeb Bush
food good plate spaghetti
A plate of spaghetti back then was $1.50, and it was very good food, that's why it lasted, Joe Morgan
foods healthful perseverance
Preferring healthful foods is a skill, and skills take practice and perseverance to develop. Joel Fuhrman
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The right use of food can end hunger. Jose Andres Puerta
food anger thinking
Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap. Barbara Jordan
food drinking dry
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. Brendan Behan
food good provide rescue
We are here to provide the most good to the most people. If they want to stay, we give them food and water. If they want to leave, we rescue them. Dave Williams
food years san-francisco
it still astounds me, after forty years, that there is no good bread between Chicago and San Francisco. Jane Smiley
foods matter
There are no foods which are completely forbidden. It's a matter of how much and how often. Kim Allen
coffee illegal kindest needs stop
Coffee and doughnuts are great. But he needs to stop aiding and abetting illegal immigrants. That would be the kindest thing he could do. Rosanna Pulido
coffee flavor bitter
After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm. Diane Ackerman
coffee pet tables
Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do, it makes you want to hide under the coffee table. Daniel Handler
coffee gas prices smell wake
You got to wake up and smell the coffee, because it's going to hit, and these gas prices are going to go up, and up, and up, and up. David Norman
coffee hid morning somebody tv
There's no TV in our rooms. And this morning somebody hid the coffee. Ray Brown
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The town wanted us to go with the prosperity plan. It's so exciting to see it work. People will be able to walk from home and go to the dentist, eat lunch, get a cup of coffee and see their friends. Then they can go to the grocery store before they go home. Kevin Coleman
coffee cup everybody farm telling
We've been telling everybody they'll have to come by the farm to have a cup of coffee. Jim Marshall
coffee clueless people
... The truth of the matter is, that most English people don't know how to make tea anymore either, and most people drink cheap instant coffee instead, which is a pity, and gives Americans the impression that the English are just generally clueless about hot stimulants. Douglas Adams
coffee birth-defects tissues
I eliminated coffee and fish from my diet. The pesticides in coffee and fish, as well as the mercury in the latter, are considered possible contributors to birth defects in fetal tissue. Constance Marie