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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett
use harvest divine
The divine gift is ever the instant life, which receives and uses and creates, and can well bury the old in the omnipotency with which Nature decomposes all her harvest for recomposition. Ralph Waldo Emerson
use information firsts
Any information is valuable to the degree that you can use it. In other words, any information is valuable to the degree that you can make it yours. Scientology does not teach you. It only reminds you. For the information was yours in the first place. It is not only the science of life, but it is an account of what you were doing before you forgot what you were doing. L. Ron Hubbard
use search-engine knows
Everyone knows what search engines are. But relatively few know how to use them effectively. Marc Ostrofsky
use inexperience accepting
Accept your lack of knowledge and use it as your asset. Natalie Portman
use mint starbucks
Use Starbucks mints for every occasion—they're the strongest
use fuel failing
I am very competitive, so when I fail I use what I learned from that mishap to fuel success. Tara Lipinski
use levers mathematics
Mathematics commands all my respect, but I have no use for engines. Joseph Conrad
use principles social
You can use principles of the free market to drive social change. Leila Janah
use succeed economy
Partly, the Russian system succeeds because, in contrast to the Western industrial economies, it makes full use of its manpower. John Kenneth Galbraith