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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.
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You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside. Rain Bojangles
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The worst guilt is to accept an unearned guilt.
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You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.
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Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
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Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should have all the rest. Baltasar Gracian
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The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty Dylan Moran
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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. e. e. cummings
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The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. Dustin Hoffman
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Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember Abraham Lincoln
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As far as I know I'm doing a book with him on the Jackson trial.
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As a young actor, I booked a movie in the U.S. I didn't speak any English at the time, so I learned my lines phonetically when I auditioned for it. Demian Bichir
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A very great deal is written about the future of book publishing - much more than on its present or past - and the only takeaway from all these oracles seems to be that a great empire will be destroyed.
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People call each other when they see new books on the shelves. New books are usually checked out in two days, DVDs in (only) hours.
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No relevant data which support hypotheses, laws, models and theories could be found in the papers and books by proponents of intelligent design, only unsubstantiated assumptions. Therefore, it can justifiably be viewed as pseudoscience.
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No scientist will sit on (a ship) for that long, reading a book and eating popcorn for the whole time, no way. Robert Ballard
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Again, we turn down most books that have been self-published unless they have a special track record. We have taken a small number on, however, and sold them to major publishers for a nice sum. But that is an exception to the rule. Richard Curtis
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During the course of that year, I'll probably have another book come out, ... I'll go on the road to promote it and do publicity. People think the life of a writer like me is easy. 'She writes those scandalous books and then she just lounges around.' Jackie Collins
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Delta, they will not book us on their flight because we don't have our luggage; Northwest won't give us our luggage, that plane left.