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funny might masters
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. Donald Rumsfeld
funny pregnancy humor
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld. Don Marquis
funny humor admission
A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.
funny hope witty
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
funny wwe dots
What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!! Dusty Rhodes
funny wwe
Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni! Dwayne Johnson
funny running rocks
How dare you little jabroni come onto The Rock shows Smackdown and run your mouth about how your the game, well The Rock says, if you are the game then you quite frankly you need to go back to the drawing board cause your game absolutely sucks!
funny rocks wwe
Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows exactly why that is; you've got a three foot nose you turn it sideways and stick it straight up Vince's ass!
funny wwe jumping
And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.
father paris skulls
Echoing the criticism made of his father's habilis skulls, he added that Lucy's skull was so incomplete that most of it was 'imagination made of plaster of Paris', thus making it impossible to draw any firm conclusion about what species she belonged to. Richard Leakey
father sick suffering
I grew up in hospitals. My father was sick. So I grew up in hospitals from the age of 10. Got to see a lot of suffering. T. D. Jakes
father emotional broken
For most of my life, I believed that my father had broken many of my bones. They were emotional and psychological bones; things no one could see, things that caused me to limp through life clutching for and holding on to people and situations that often rendered me immobile. Iyanla Vanzant
father land native
Cling to thy native land, for it is the land of thy fathers? Friedrich Schiller
father son two
I am stopping so I can be a full-time father to my two young sons on a daily basis. Phil Collins
father wish wish-you
On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday. Ralph Kiner
father men contradictory
My father was a very contradictory man. John Malkovich
father light discovery
Reason is natural revelation, whereby the eternal father of light, and fountain of all knowledge, communicates to mankind that portion of truth which he has laid within the reach of their natural faculties: revelation is natural reason enlarged by a new set of discoveries communicated by God. . . . John Locke
father men yield
A young man before he leaves the shelter of his father's house, and the guard of a tutor, should be fortify'd with resolution, and made acquainted with men, to secure his virtues, lest he should be led into some ruinous course, or fatal precipice, before he is sufficiently acquainted with the dangers of conversation, and his steadiness enough not to yield to every temptation.
humorists
Great humorists are great insulters. Dick Cavett