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sarcastic wells salesman
He's liked, but he's not well liked. Arthur Miller
sarcastic sarcasm
I do sarcasm really poorly. Brittany Murphy
sarcastic smell used
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. Elbert Hubbard
sarcastic writing sarcasm
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. Allan Sloan
sarcastic clouds silver
DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude. Ambrose Bierce
sarcastic lying able
It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that. The first way to lie artistically is to tell the truth — but not all of it. The second way involves telling the truth, too, but is harder: Tell the exact truth and maybe all of it…but tell it so unconvincingly that your listener is sure you are lying. Robert A. Heinlein
sarcastic sarcasm long
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it. Thomas Carlyle
sarcastic children hate
Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos. Tony Kornheiser
sarcastic fence-post midget
A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post. Tom Waits
dogs due
The cadaver dogs are due in this afternoon. Vincent Creel
dog men white
Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House. Calvin Coolidge
dog reality challenges
The reality is, if you have a high-level-energy dog, it's not going to be happy with a one-hour walk. Those types of dogs are going to require more than one hour of physical challenge in the outside world. Cesar Millan
dog stopping criminals
You cannot "love" a dog out of her bad behavior, just as you can't "love" a criminal into stopping his crimes. Cesar Millan
dog people discipline
When I go and work with people, I never say, 'Your dog is changed for the rest of its life.' It's like a diet. You've got to maintain a discipline and ritual in your life to keep a certain figure. Cesar Millan
dog lying next
This alpha dog is not going to take it lying down next time. Janice Dickinson
dog flower moving
Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost. Barry Williams
dog time men
At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all. Baltasar Gracian
dog heart adventure
Golden retrievers are not bred to be guard dogs, and considering the size of their hearts and their irrepressible joy in life, they are less likely to bite than to bark, less likely to bark than to lick a hand in greeting. In spite of their size, they think they are lap dogs, and in spite of being dogs, they think they are also human, and nearly every human they meet is judged to have the potential to be a boon companion who might, at many moment, cry, "Let's go!" and lead them on a great adventure. Dean Koontz