Related Quotes
witty humorous voting
Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
witty cutting winning
HENRY: Now it is necessary to court her, and win her, and put on this clean dressing gown, and cut my various nails, and drink something that will kill the millions of germs in my mouth, and say something flattering, and be witty and bonny, and hale and kinky, all just to ease this wrinkle in the groin. It seems a high price. Donald Barthelme
witty time watches
The days of the digital watch are numbered. Tom Stoppard
witty truth honesty
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
witty mad people
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone. Tina Fey
witty smart thinking
I think about Aaron Rodgers, he's like Chris Evans before he got the HGH injection in Captain America. But before he was super smart and was still witty and stuff. That's how I see Tom Brady. Michael Bennet
witty father sides
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. Maurice Sendak
witty struggle warrior
Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory. Maya Angelou
witty thinking cynicism
I like quips. I like whiffs of cynicism and I think they can be witty. But I don't really know where wittiness is constructive. Matthew McConaughey
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humorous personality sides
I'm not a robot; I have a personality and I have emotions. I have a humorous side to me and an angry side to me. Jeff Gordon
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn
humorous hunting ideas
It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't P. G. Wodehouse
humorous voice numbers
The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.
humorous shipping rough
It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping. Milton Berle
jail took
That's him. They took him to the jail today. Roy Johnson
jail guy life-is
How great a life is this? To get to knock guys' heads off for 60 minutes and not get thrown in jail? Brian Urlacher
jail arms my-time
I did my time in the jail of your arms Tom Waits
jail want beats
I'm going to be me as I am, and you can beat me or jail me or even kill me, but I'm not going to be what you want me to be. Steven Biko
jail comedian activist
When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian. Tommy Chong
jail age fifteen
I'm actually a lowlife. On the street at fifteen and also in jail for the first time at that age, and off and on the street until my mid-twenties. Patricia McConnell
jail water want
If I was gonna go to jail, I don't want to go to jail for stealing a bottle of water. I'll steal that $20 million. At least then it was worth it. Idris Elba
jail
they're not going to jail because of me. Robert Novak
jail law people
I'm in jail because people wanna keep me in jail. It ain't got nothing to do with the law. Charles Manson