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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel. Benjamin Disraeli
humor
Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
humorous sarcasm science
Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge it with romanticism, which produces much the same effect as if you worked a love-story or an elopement into the fifth proposition of Euclid. Arthur Conan Doyle
humorous sarcasm reason
I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it. Arthur Conan Doyle
humor people trying
People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even Art Buchwald
humor people york
The people in New York - their humor is on a level that goes, uh, very deep, you know? Elaine Stritch
humor problem satisfied surprise work
Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing. Kara Walker
humorous drinking mean
We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous. Arthur Conan Doyle
humorous should-have quirky
Any good broadcast, not just an Olympic broadcast, should have texture to it. It should have information, should have some history, should have something that's offbeat, quirky, humorous, and where called for it, should have journalism, and judiciously it should also have commentary. That's my ideal. Bob Costas
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
doctors home sent
Often doctors didn't even tell you what was wrong with you. They just treated you, and sent you home. Rebecca Skloot
doctors finer knows man types
I like when my man is worldly, knows the finer things in life, is well traveled, educated. It's important to me that he's able to talk to all types of people, from doctors to dishwashers. Kiana Tom
doctors expected performed surgery
Doctors have indicated that the surgery was performed as expected without incident. David Catalfamo
doctors
It's rare - too rare, I have to say - for botanists to become doctors. Andrew Weil
doctors waiting-rooms boring
The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room. Christopher Moore
doctors arthritis
So I went and visited a doctor and he diagnosed me with reactive arthritis. Daniel Johns
doctors oneself
The doctor of the future will be oneself. Albert Schweitzer
doctors people trying
Like other magicians, Obama has chosen his distractions well. The insurance industry is currently his favorite distraction as scapegoats, after he has tried to demonize doctors without much success . . . . Obama even gets away with saying things like having a system to 'keep insurance companies honest' - and many people may not see the painful irony in politicians trying to keep other people honest. Thomas Sowell
doctors body six
I was told by six doctors over six days that they could start me on full-body chemotherapy. And I said, "If you know where I'm coming from, I'd rather die." Suzanne Somers