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humorous drinking mean
We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous. Arthur Conan Doyle
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humorous hands two
One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'. George Carlin
humorous airports care
They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.
telephones conversation objects
Saying that cultural objects have value is like saying that telephones have conversations. Brian Eno
telephones hang-ups armour
I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone. Richard Armour
telephones criticize
To criticize Facebook is to criticize the telephone. Jesse Eisenberg
machines research charity
I am a full-time Research Fellow at the Machine Intelligence Research Institute, a small 501(c)(3) public charity supported primarily by individual donations. Eliezer Yudkowsky
machines want
I want to be a machine. Andy Warhol
machines firsts patient
It is true that we can see the therapist as a technician only if we have first viewed the patient as some sort of machine. Viktor E. Frankl
machines humans human-beings
Why go to a machine when you could go to a human being? Ray Bradbury
machines something-better humans
There are many machines throughout history that were built to do something better than a human can. Mark Zuckerberg
machines littles helpful
Some mathematicians didn't even perceive of the possibility of a picture being helpful. To the contrary, I went into an orgy of looking at pictures by the hundreds; the machines became a little bit better. Benoit Mandelbrot
machines ability exhibits
The thing that we possess, that machines don't, is the ability to exhibit wisdom. Herbie Hancock
machines prefer treated
I prefer live dealers, ... but the machines treated me all right today. F. Stone
machines mars world
What kind of world is this that can send machines to Mars and does nothing to stop the killing of a human being? Jose Saramago