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absurdity
He who seeks equality between unequals seeks an absurdity. Baruch Spinoza
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it, for error is always talkative Oliver Goldsmith
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I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my life?' I started to think about why I was a comedian, and then I came up with a reason for existence, which is: inserting absurdity or stupidity into strangers' lives in order to make the world a better place. Kurt Braunohler
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Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller
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I think there should be a law of Nature to prevent a star from behaving in this absurd way! Sir Eddington
absurd attention campaign desperate divert issues leadership matter merely photo smear
The allegations are completely untrue, and dredging up a photo from when I was 22 years old is pretty desperate stuff. This is merely part of an absurd smear campaign to divert attention from the issues that matter in this leadership contest. George Osborne
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In a tradition second in wonderful absurdity only to 60-year-old baseball managers wearing uniforms and spikes in the dugout, golf spectators come dressed ready to play 18. Willie Geist
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was made into an award-winning film, ''for her musical flow of voices and countervoices in novels and plays that with extraordinary linguistic zeal reveal the absurdity of society's cliches and their subjugating power. Elfriede Jelinek
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It would be absurd for me to diagnose Sarah Palin with a sprained ankle, let alone any sort of mental illness. Nicolle Wallace
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Back in the Eighties, I'd buy the biggest Benetton jumper I could find and would wear it long-sleeved, hanging off my shoulders, with a varsity jacket and a baseball cap on back to front with a quiff. I was the smallest boy in my class, and I looked like a reject from New Kids On The Block. Terrible. Jamie Bamber
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A number of times, we had the bases loaded and we'd get that third out. We just couldn't capitalize on it." ()
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A rescue mission doesn't involve going in and just taking a child and leaving. You can't just choose any child at random. Every kid has a case that is based on that child's original family. So, we made it over to a village, found the child; we were interacting with the child. Jason Mraz
base coming mike rule third
Rule No. 1 is you don't make the third out at third base with Mike Piazza coming up. Bobby Valentine
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Right now there's a risk in signing any baseball player, whether or not there's been a rumor about him or not. There's a dark cloud over the entire sport.
baseball everybody guys knows mind worried
This is a pitchers' ballpark. Everybody knows that here. It's not in my mind anymore. I'm just here to play baseball -- that's what I'm going to do. Some of these guys are worried about it. That's not by business. Jose Guillen
base good hit took wind
That took the wind out of our sail, that's for sure. You'd like it not to, but that's a pretty big hit by that kid. He did a good job. I think he was on base all day.
base fashion matters nice score
That's what matters most. You have to get on base and score runs, and it's nice to be doing it in the fashion I'm doing it in. The W's matter. Jimmy Rollins
base capable work
That's not a concern. We know what we're capable of. We still have a lot of work to do, but you can't base anything on that. Wayne Chrebet
figure situation talk
The world situation being what it is, I have a lot to say, ... And I figure as long as I've got something to talk about, I'll probably keep talking. Kris Kristofferson
figured word
The word 'flu' is always dangerous. So I figured I'd see what it was all about.
figured
We figured if we got two dozen, we'd be really happy.
figure team
First I've got to figure out what team I'm on,
figured move next november point register talked team year
We talked about it as a team - that a point in November is as big as a point in February. It just didn't register and that's something we figured out that we have to do better next year so we can move up in the rankings.
figured might present separate
We haven't figured out how we are going to present that yet, but it's going to come on a separate thing. I think we might put it on a separate disc. Daron Malakian
figure
We were just out of sync. We couldn't figure out how to get back in sync.
figured final finish goals happens matter season successful
We had goals set before the season and to finish with 10 or 12 wins, we thought that was realistic. We never figured to be in the final game. No matter what happens it's been a successful season.
figured mother nervous
I figured if his mother wasn't nervous it would be OK,
looks profit shark
Profit is a new kind of shark that looks just like a dolphin.
looks reflex
Technically, it looks like no more than a reflex rebound, an oversold bounce.
looks totally
See how he looks at her when she's eating. He's totally in love.
looks new-music studios
I look forward to the future - and going into the studio to make new music. Diana Ross
looks swiss wait
We'll have to wait and see what we get. If it looks like Swiss cheese, we won't be happy.
looks planned timing
The timing of this is incredible. I know it looks like we really planned this well. Jay Wright
looks members pull sounds talked work
We talked to our members about it and they said, 'This sounds crazy,' but the more work we do, it looks like we can pull it off.
looks stories actors
Some film actors want to sit back and look at every scene and all that crap. No, you're an actor - tell the story, and when it's told, there's another one to tell. Clarke Peters
looks care
I don't really care about how I look. Daniel Radcliffe
seek
If you have, give; if you lack, seek