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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny crazy silly
There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist. Ayn Rand
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny political politics
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.
dumb said idiotic
Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public. Andy Borowitz
dumb cuz kicks
Cuz the 808 kick drum makes the girlies get dumb. Sir Mix-a-Lot
dumb driving architecture
The pencil and computer are, if left to their own devices, equally dumb and only as good as the person driving them. Norman Foster
dumb curious
No one is dumb who is curious. Neil deGrasse Tyson
dumb luck world
The world is always ending, and the end is always being averted, by love or foolishness or just plain old dumb luck. Neil Gaiman
dumb intelligence easier
Life's a lot easier when you're dumb. Lisa Kudrow
dumb use ifs
But whats the use of being old if you cant be dumb? John O'Hara
dumb green superstitions
I don't have many superstitions, just dumb things I don't talk about. I will not sign an autograph with a green pen. Mario Andretti
dumb shapes politics
We are the things and shapes to come, your freedom's not free of dumb. Marilyn Manson