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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
funny niece dumb
To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. Celine Dion
hilarious girl boys
Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. Amy Poehler
hilarious hurt mean
Take your risks now; as you become older, you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn't even on.
hilarious feel-good kicks
Anybody who doesn't make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life, the better.
hilarious peace humor
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Dan Chaon
hilarious cooking kitchen
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen Rita Rudner
hilarious language
I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language. Simon Cowell
hilarious heart challenges
I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart out. Michael Scott
hilarious focus salad
I want to focus on my salad. Martha Stewart
hilarious honest obsessed truly writer
I am truly obsessed with Lena Dunham. I find everything about her unique and refreshing. She is a brilliant, hilarious and honest writer who is not afraid to make her audience uncomfortable. Spencer Kayden
silly insanity doe
How comes it that a cripple does not offend us, but a fool does? Because a cripple recognizes that we walk straight, whereas a fool declares that it is we who are silly; if it were not so, we should feel pity and not anger. Blaise Pascal
silly trying being-silly
I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
silly men being-silly
Maurice was a silly man. Maurice liked being silly. Barry Gibb
silly one-day baptists
I may be a Jewish scientist, but I would be tickled silly if one day I were reincarnated as a Baptist preacher. Brian Greene
silly skirts honest
I do sillier things sober, to be honest. I'm quite a silly person. Freya pulled my skirt up in a shop other day, I could've killed her - not literally, of course. But that was her not me. Donna Air
silly long attention
Silly trends don't last long. A lot of this nonsense that pops up, I don't even really pay attention because it'll be gone in a flash. Anthony Bourdain
silly thinking games
I think he's the best quarterback in this game Andre Johnson
silly air rumor
A moment later Jonathan’s body wavered in the air, shimmering, and began to go transparent. “Don’t let them spread silly rumors about me, or make me a god. O.K., Fletch? I’m a seagull. I like to fly, maybe… Richard Bach
silly thinking people
I think what some people are doing with effects is starting to get silly. It's overused. Richard Donner