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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
funny niece dumb
To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. Celine Dion
stupid thinking land
To people who think of themselves as God's houseguests, American enterprise must seem arrogant beyond belief. Or stupid. A nation of amnesiacs, proceeding as if there were no other day but today. Assuming the land could also forget what had been done to it.
stupidity way one-way
I'm only going one way. Babe Ruth
stupid decision impulsive
When you're 20, we all make stupid and impulsive decisions. Brian Bosworth
stupid thinking republican
It's like the neighborhood I would have grown up in, I think, if I had have grown up here. Alan Keyes
stupid stripes leopards
We all know the leopard can't change his stripes. Al Gore
stupidity stripes never-change
A leapord never changes his stripes.
stupidity insanity world
Action without intelligence is a form of insanity, but intelligence without action is the greatest form of stupidity in the world. Charles Kettering
stupid week middle
You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid. Charles Barkley
stupid men knowing
Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all. Jane Austen
humor
Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
humor people trying
People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even Art Buchwald
humor people york
The people in New York - their humor is on a level that goes, uh, very deep, you know? Elaine Stritch
humorous drinking mean
We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous. Arthur Conan Doyle
humorous should-have quirky
Any good broadcast, not just an Olympic broadcast, should have texture to it. It should have information, should have some history, should have something that's offbeat, quirky, humorous, and where called for it, should have journalism, and judiciously it should also have commentary. That's my ideal. Bob Costas
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humor men deep-thought
And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be! Alfred Lord Tennyson
humor literature form
Wit is the lowest form of humor. Alexander Pope