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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.
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When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
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You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside. Rain Bojangles
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The worst guilt is to accept an unearned guilt. Ayn Rand
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You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.
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Vote early and vote often. Al Capone
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Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has its little hour, seriousness should have all the rest. Baltasar Gracian
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The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty Dylan Moran
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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. e. e. cummings
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The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. Dustin Hoffman
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Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember Abraham Lincoln
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Normality highly values its normal man. It educates children to lose themselves and to become absurd, and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed perhaps 100, 000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years.
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Right now, we do feel the children are safest there. We had concerns about the release, getting the names of who kids are released to.
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Right now we are in the mode of children missing class and wondering if we even notice.
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Pre-K is gradually being integrated into the K-12 education system nationwide. In a state that has so many great universities like Purdue, Indiana and Notre Dame, it's a shame (Indiana) won't do more to ensure its own children are better prepared to enter those schools with high quality pre-K.
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Protecting children at our local schools must always be a priority at all levels of government, ... This is a very positive example of federal and local officials working together to make sure that Goshen schools have the security equipment necessary to keep students safe and stop any crime on school grounds. Sue Kelly
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Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it. Mark Twain
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Performing well on the tests and receiving a good score and a good education really ought to be its own reward. This is an unrealistic goal to reward children for doing something that they ought to be doing in the first place.
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Realistic toy guns put in jeopardy the lives of New Yorkers, especially children and law enforcement personnel. It's a matter we take quite seriously and would want to look into.
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There will come a time when my children will start growing up and they'll need more attention, but they understand that this is what I like to do. Miguel Tejada