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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. Benjamin Disraeli
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
jobs different film
Producing is making films without having to work sometimes. It's still making films, but it's a different job. Brett Ratner
jobs leader
My job is to throw passes and be a leader. Brett Favre
jobs comedy desks
I'm always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job. Brandon T. Jackson
jobs perfect firsts
Remember that your job as a practicing writer is to remember it's never going to be perfect on your first pass. Brandon Sanderson
jobs wheels wheel-of-time
My job is not to save 'The Wheel of Time', to fix 'The Wheel of Time', or anything like that. My job is not to screw it up. Brandon Sanderson
jobs husband confused
If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused. Barbara Steele
jobs pay depth
The depths of the Depression. You didn't ask what the job was, what the pay was, you didn't ask about stock options, or - you said yes Art Linkletter
jobs best-job able
I'm not concentrated or concerned with any other factors rather than just being able to do the best job that I can. Benigno Aquino III
jobs actors employed
Your job as an actor is to stay employed. Benjamin Bratt
grateful guy luck
I feel very, very grateful. I'm a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to have this group of writers, directors, and actors that just gel, and it seems to literally be happening more and more. Brad Garrett
grateful blessing lessons
And I reminded myself that it's easy to be grateful for the obvious blessings in life, much harder to be grateful for the tough moments and the lessons they teach. Celia Rivenbark
grateful average hendrix
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. Demetri Martin
grateful optimistic mma
Be passionate, be optimistic, be grateful. Conor McGregor
grateful mma appreciate
Appreciate your surroundings and be grateful for it and that's when good things happen. Conor McGregor
grateful littles unhappiness
What is happiness and unhappiness? It depends so little on the circumstances; it depends really only on what happens inside a person. I am grateful for every day and that makes me happy. Dietrich Bonhoeffer
grateful accepting arise
When you accept what is, you are grateful for whatever situation arises, Eckhart Tolle
grateful inward luxury
There is a luxury in self-dispraise;And inward self-disparagement affordsTo meditative spleen a grateful feast. William Wordsworth
grateful be-grateful life-is
Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. Dale Evans