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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny children gone
The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. Augusten Burroughs
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny success men
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
husband knows primarily register women
Primarily it's women who will come in and say, 'These are the things that I am wanting, and I want to register for them so when my husband comes in he knows what I want,' Linda Hall
husbands identities lose society women
Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.
husband knowing progress
In every union roles are assumed, some traditional, some not. My husband used to pay his own bills, I used to call my own repairman. But as marriages progress, you surrender areas of your own competence, often without even knowing it. Ayelet Waldman
husband children grateful
I am divorced, and one of the things I am tremendously grateful for is that my ex-husband and I made a decision to go through mediation. I knew a trial would drag on for years, would cost me everything, but worse, would be devastating for our four small children. Jane Green
husband thinking stuff
I'm not looking for a husband or marriage or not not looking for that stuff. I'm living, not thinking what I should or shouldn't be doing with my life. Cameron Diaz
husband wife taste
It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad taste to talk about ex-husbands and ex-wives, that's all. Also, I don't know a damn thing about politics. Jane Wyman
husband bed politician
[On going into politics:] My husband went to bed with Debbie Reynolds and he woke up with Eleanor Roosevelt. Barbara Boxer
husband golf two
As if we don't have enough volence on television. After her husband accidentally hit two spectators with golf balls during a celebrity golf tournament. Barbara Bush
husband lying women
The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband, is unworthy of the name of wife. Elbert Hubbard
fall gave playing relaxed shots style
Once we got relaxed a little bit, we started playing our style of up-tempo basketball. Shots started to fall and it gave us some confidence.
falls good pitcher remember saw seeing stuff time year
And then the other stuff falls into place. As you saw there, that's what he's been doing all year long. I can't remember seeing a pitcher all the years that I've managed that has been so good every time out.
fall love reach skin
The Skin in not important, but the 'Soul', to fall in Love and reach the Heaven's Door.
fall head hit takes
The thing we hit as we head into fall is leaf-peeping, and leaf-peeping takes a lot of gas,
fallen fire roof
It was all on fire and the roof had fallen in.
falling planes statistics support
The statistics don't support planes falling out of the sky. Phil Boyer
fall fun played soccer time
This is the first time we've played soccer in the spring; we have just played in the fall in the past, so it's kind of fun to see some different teams. Marcus Miller
fall hard hopefully love maybe work
That's my goal. I'd love to have that happen. If things fall into the right place and I work hard, maybe it will happen. I'm just going to work hard and do the same things that got me here. Hopefully that's enough. I hope they like the way I play and I can get a spot. Andrew Alberts
fall love
That's how you fall in love with something. That's how it all starts. Steve Cauthen