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absurd dear man market price sees single value
A sentimentalist, my dear Darlington, is a man who sees an absurd value in everything, and doesn't know the market price of any single thing. Oscar Wilde
absurdity
He who seeks equality between unequals seeks an absurdity. Baruch Spinoza
absurdity champion defend error talkative
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it, for error is always talkative Oliver Goldsmith
absurd early four morning
I always was an early-morning or late-night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was because you had a deadline. And at four in the morning, you make up some of your most absurd jokes. Joss Whedon
absurdity subjects
In love, everything is true, everything is false; it is the one subject on which one cannot express an absurdity. Nicolas Chamfort
absurdity came joke life lives order smell
I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my life?' I started to think about why I was a comedian, and then I came up with a reason for existence, which is: inserting absurdity or stupidity into strangers' lives in order to make the world a better place. Kurt Braunohler
absurd adds certainty lessens shame
Positiveness is an absurd foible. If you are in the right, it lessens your triumph; if in the wrong, it adds shame to your defeat. Laurence Sterne
absurd biggest entertainment guy neither nor
Neither Beckett, nor Ionesco, not even Arrabal: the biggest responsible for the absurd in entertainment is the guy who calculates the tickets' prices. Dirceu Ferreira
absurdity bearded food funny laugh mall mask men puts roller slowly
Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller
nfl long late
I can be in the NFL as long as any other back. I went late in the draft because no one thought I could do it. Brandon Jacobs
nfl going-away ignoring-facts
Ignoring facts does not make them go away. Fran Tarkenton
nfl privilege wanted
It is a privilege for me to serve the NFL. It is the only place I have ever wanted to work. Roger Goodell
nfl want winner
If you ask me how I want to be remembered, it is as a winner. Walter Payton
nfl play calling
I've been calling plays in the huddle since I was seven. Philip Rivers
nfl decision attacking
In the NFL, everyone's attacking, so you have to be quicker in your decisions. LaDainian Tomlinson
nfl people doubt
Some people say I'm the best back in the NFL. That's what drives you: You want everyone saying there's no doubt who's the best.
nfl
Nobody knew who I was. Kurt Warner
nfl track fields
Track and field, because it was something I could do by myself, one-on-one, me against everybody else. Jim Thorpe
people train year
People train for this all year like the Olympics. Michael White
people winter
People think, 'It's a winter hike, I don't have to take as much water,' but they do.
people risen
People see me and they think, "He's risen from the dead. Richard M. Nixon
people stuff thinks weeks ya
People say this stuff like they just thought of it, ... Everyone thinks they're so clever. I'm like, 'Heard that two weeks ago. Where ya been?'
people played recognize recognized remains role street
People recognize me on the street for all kinds of different things that I've done. 'That Thing You Do' remains to be my favorite film in which I played my favorite character. That role is the one that I'm most recognized for. Johnathon Schaech
people
People really dont know or they really aint watching, ... Got to give them something to see. Karlos Dansby
people spend
People spend what's there. If it's not there, they're not going to spend it.
people
People sometimes have to be reminded, I'm not Frank Underwood. I'm an actor named Kevin Spacey. Kevin Spacey
people talk
People talk about the money, but it had nothing to do with the money, John Abraham