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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny phrase uses
That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny. Psy
funny playing share video videos
I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments. PewDiePie
funny time vine
I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny. Maisie Williams
funny god marry people
There's people out there that are like, 'Oh my God, I want to have your kid. I want to marry you.' People that I've never even met. That's sweet. It's funny. Ryan Lochte
stupid decision impulsive
When you're 20, we all make stupid and impulsive decisions. Brian Bosworth
stupid men knowing
Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all. Jane Austen
stupid people upset
I get upset when people say Americans are stupid. Derek Waters
stupid people african-american
I tell people I'm too stupid to... Debi Thomas
stupid wind amber
Every article I've read about myself always winds up concluding that I am not, in fact, completely stupid. Amber Heard
stupid want maps
It's stupid. There are maps to show you how to get to the place where you want to be but no maps that show you how to get to the time when you want to be. Anthony Marra
stupid people ideology
Ideology makes people stupid. Andrew Bacevich
stupid sleep light
Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into that bright delivery-room light, nothing had been right. Nothing had been as comfortable or felt so good. Just the effort it took to keep your stupid physical body alive, just finding food and cooking it and dishwashing, the keeping warm and bathing and sleeping, the walking and bowel movements and ingrown hairs, it was all getting to be too much work. Chuck Palahniuk
stupid heart blue
Nothing feels as awful as pouring your heart out to some talk therapist, then realizing this so-called professional is actually vastly stupid and you've just professed your most secret secrets to some goon who's wearing one brown sock and one blue sock.
giving lauren thank
Thank you for giving us back Lauren and Steve, John Rice
giving-up struggle want
Don't ever give up what you want in life. The struggle is worth it. Ayn Rand
giving pleasure give-me
If you acquit me, you will give me great pleasure. If you condemn me you will do me honour! Benito Mussolini
giving-up dont-give-up trying
It doesn't matter if you try and try and try again, and fail. It does matter if you try and fail, and fail to try again. Charles Kettering
giving-up soul want
My soul is not my own any more. I cannot live like I want to. I am going to give up films. Brigitte Bardot
giving temptation enemy
Every time the enemy throws us off our guard, and we give way to temptation, he gains so much; he weakens us and strengthens himself; when we resist temptation, it strengthens the Saints and weakens the enemy. Brigham Young
giving fuel our-future
Giving is what fuels us. Giving is our future. Blake Mycoskie
giving soldier hard-life
When a soldier complains of his hard life (or a labourer, etc.) try giving him nothing to do. Blaise Pascal
giving people stepping talking year
Everything is pretty much working right now. This year I've been working on being a leader. Just stepping in and giving advice, talking to people on the field.