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funny people seen
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
funny new-year writing
I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right? Catherine O'Hara
funny witty children
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett
dogs due
The cadaver dogs are due in this afternoon. Vincent Creel
dog door next people
People got the right to know they live next door to a dog that's declared dangerous.
dog children married
I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso. Archie Panjabi
dog men white
Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House. Calvin Coolidge
dog reality challenges
The reality is, if you have a high-level-energy dog, it's not going to be happy with a one-hour walk. Those types of dogs are going to require more than one hour of physical challenge in the outside world. Cesar Millan
dog reflection energy
The dog is a reflection of your energy, of your behavior. You have to ask, 'What am I doing?' That's the right question to ask.
dog stopping criminals
You cannot "love" a dog out of her bad behavior, just as you can't "love" a criminal into stopping his crimes.
dog people discipline
When I go and work with people, I never say, 'Your dog is changed for the rest of its life.' It's like a diet. You've got to maintain a discipline and ritual in your life to keep a certain figure.
dog thinking punishment
The thing about discipline is that people misunderstand the word discipline. People think discipline in the dog world is punishment. Discipline is how you achieve what you want to achieve in life. You have to be very focused, very disciplined, very consistent, very diligent. All of those things.
fired four police squirrels visited
As it stands, I have fired four rounds, killed four squirrels and been visited by four police officers. The first time, they SWAT-deployed. This is silly.
fire water decision
Some decisions, like opening a fire hydrant to put out a fire, are easy to make. Other decisions, like deciding how to best distribute a drought-limited water supply among urban, rural and recreational uses, require careful deliberation. Ben Nelson
fire secret way
You either choose this method of passing the evening because you are in each other's confidence, and have secret affairs to discuss, or because you are conscious that your figures appear to the greatest advantage in walking;— if the first, I should be completely in your way, and if the second, I can admire you much better as I sit by the fire. Jane Austen
fire giving arms
If you happen to catch on fire during the show, do not panic or wave your arms around or scream or we wil give something to panic and wave you arms around and scream about. Demetri Martin
fire volunteer department
There is nothing Federal about local volunteer fire departments. Bobby Scott
fire envy rising
Rising glory occasions the greatest envy, as kindling fire the greatest smoke. Edmund Spenser
fire low moving watch
With humidity as low as this, you don't watch the fire creep, you just have to get out of its way, because it is moving quickly. Jack Jones
fire people ashes
How could people, I wondered for the ten thousandth useless time, how could people who had loved so dearly come to such a wilderness; and yet the change in us was irreversible, and neither of us would even search for a way back. It was impossible. The fire was out. Only a few live coals lurked in the ashes, searing unexpectedly at the incautious touch. Dick Francis
fire black asbestos
Despite my asbestos gloves, the cough is filling me with black, and a red powder seeps through my veins.... Anne Sexton