Famous Quotes & Sayings

Sarah Kane

No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry.

Wanda Sykes

That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.

Kourtney Kardashian

I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it.

Kourtney Kardashian

When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?'

William Shakespeare

I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed monster!

William Shakespeare

You are strangely troublesome.

William Shakespeare

No man's pie is freed From his ambitious finger.

William Shakespeare

Take her away; for she hath lived too long, To fill the world with vicious qualities.

William Shakespeare

They were devils incarnate.

Woody Allen

Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.

Zora Neale Hurston

So Janie waited a bloom time, and a green time and an orange time.

Kenneth Clark

Few people can look at a painting longer than it takes to peel an orange and eat it.

Paul Eluard

The earth is blue like an orange.

Jonathan Carroll

I forgive nothing. If you stole my orange crayon in the fifth grade, you're still on my hit list, buddy.

Darren Criss

I like orange and blue together, but I would never wear them.

Ann Aguirre

He'd said the sun could burn me. It certainly looked angry enough, all orange and glowing mad.

Stephen Brady

We'll go out and make it safe, electrically. If the orange cones are there, then we have been out there.

Simone de Beauvoir

I would stand transfixed before the windows of the confectioners' shops, fascinated by the luminous sparkle of candied fruits, the cloudy lustre of jellies, the kaleidoscope inflorescence of acidulated fruit drops - red, green, orange, violet: I coveted the colours themselves as much as the pleasure they promised me.

Diana Williams

his wife recalled. ''I used to say, 'Charlie's asleep.' He was always so calm.

Virchand Gandhi

…the designation of wife in India, of the Hindu wife, is higher and grander than that of Empress. She is called Devi

William Wycherley

I love to be envied, and would not marry a wife that I alone could love; loving alone is as dull as eating alone.

Tori Amos

Anything a wife should do, I'm terrible at. Anything a mistress should do, I'll try.

William Blake

I have mental joys and mental health, Mental friends and mental wealth, I've a wife that I love and that loves me; I've all but riches bodily.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A woman in a single state may be happy and may be miserable; but most happy, most miserable, these are epithets belonging to a wife.

Ryan Reynolds

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees,

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.

Rodney Dangerfield

I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.