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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny writing winning
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
funny girl administration
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
funny marriage witty
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
funny originally referred rooms shakespeare suddenly
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny witty hurt
I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
funny niece dumb
To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. Celine Dion
sorry gone feels
Do not feel sorry for me if I am gone. Arthur Ashe
sorry
"Sorry" only counts for that which it cannot alter. Benjamin Disraeli
sorry college politics
I'm sorry I ever invented the Electoral College. Al Gore
sorry causes
Don't say you're sorry, 'cause I'm not even breaking. You're not worth the time that this is taking. Demi Lovato
sorry towels born
I'm sorry, but I was born with a towel on my head. Charles Olson
sorry humility self
In order to turn around and do something better, we must first escape the vicious circle of self-righteousness and denial. And that calls for the humility to say "I'm sorry. Please forgive me." Desmond Tutu
sorry thinking people
I feel sorry for the young people today. I think there's too much paparazzi and not enough protection. Debbie Reynolds
sorry school cookies
Women should feel more liberated to say you know what? I can't bake the cookies for the school bake sale because I just don't have the time. Or I'm really sorry, but I can't do this at work because I've got too much else going on this week. We have to be more up front in saying no, for lack of a better word, and then modeling that for others. Debora Spar
sorry grandma mean
You know how when people lose their grandma or grandpa, people they say they're sorry? They do mean it, but... there's nothing to say. There's a void that cannot be filled. Amaury Nolasco
knows learn listen tried
As a player, you want to listen to her. She's been there. She knows. She knows the scenarios. We've just tried to listen and learn and execute. Sarah Elliott
knows man shrewd wise
A wise man knows everything.A shrewd one, everybody. Old Proverb
knows people signing stay thinking
People are thinking about signing up at gyms, and everyone knows people make commitments and don't stay to them. Mike Greene
knows piece puzzle supplies team total
This is a total team effort, ... Everyone knows they are just one piece in the puzzle of getting supplies to victims, and they all know how important it is. Mike Post
knows
To understand a science it is necessary to know its history. Auguste Comte
knows
I know Obama, I like Obama, I voted for Obama. Alan Dershowitz
knows
I don't know what it is I exude. But whatever it is, it's whatever I am! Janet Leigh
knows ifs
If you don't know what to do, don't do anything. Desi Arnaz
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Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you're kidding. Daniel Handler