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Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams
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That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
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He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions. Barbara Kingsolver
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I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. Aziz Ansari
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
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It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh
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When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
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I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge
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To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. Celine Dion
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An ounce of hypocracy is worth a pound of ambition. Michael Korda
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The British male is either reticent, tongue-tied and awkward, or boorish and crass, and he usually consumes too much alcohol. English male flirting tends to be very circuitous, and involves a lot of insults rather than compliments. Kate Fox
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The British government was disappointed that the meeting did not make more progress but relieved it did not end in failure like Cancun and Seattle. Alan Johnson
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The skills of the British intelligence community are a great national asset. John Scarlett
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I wanted to go out and experience the fields. Rhona Mitra
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the most profound challenge yet faced by the British Muslim community. Shahid Malik
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Some things, like the orbits of the planets, can be calculated far into the future. But that's atypical. In most contexts, there is a limit. Even the most fine-grained computation can only forecast British weather a few days ahead. There are limits to what can ever be learned about the future, however powerful computers become. Martin Rees
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No, we have our ups and downs, but we're all very up at the moment. John Deacon
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Thank you, fans, very much. She would say that in a British accent. ... She's a fantastic director, one of the greatest that I've ever had the pleasure to work with. She's in London editing another video for me for a song called 'Stealing Kisses.' It's amazing. It was an honor to work with her, and I know she would ... thank the fans and she would thank hair and makeup. There was a lot of hair. There was a lot of makeup. It was just very exciting to do it. Faith Hill
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As a player, you want to listen to her. She's been there. She knows. She knows the scenarios. We've just tried to listen and learn and execute. Sarah Elliott
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A wise man knows everything.A shrewd one, everybody. Old Proverb
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People are thinking about signing up at gyms, and everyone knows people make commitments and don't stay to them. Mike Greene
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This is a total team effort, ... Everyone knows they are just one piece in the puzzle of getting supplies to victims, and they all know how important it is. Mike Post
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To understand a science it is necessary to know its history. Auguste Comte
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I know Obama, I like Obama, I voted for Obama. Alan Dershowitz
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I don't know what it is I exude. But whatever it is, it's whatever I am! Janet Leigh
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If you don't know what to do, don't do anything. Desi Arnaz
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Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you're kidding. Daniel Handler