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If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
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I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it. Ogden Nash
money bankers
Bankers are just like everybody else, except richer.
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Some people's money is merited and other people's is inherited.
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The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.
money real class
Criminals are never very amusing. It's because they're failures. Those who make real money aren't counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem. Orson Welles
money thinking sake
I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.
money men vaccines
The man who has no money is poor, but one who has nothing but money is poorer. He only is rich who can enjoy without owning; he is poor who though he has millions is covetous. Orison Swett Marden
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One penny may seem to you a very insignificant thing, but it is the small seed from which fortunes spring.
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Almost everyone is uncomfortable talking about money.