Famous Quotes & Sayings

Evan Esar

Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily.

Erin Heatherton

There is just something about starting your day with something luxurious like a bath.

Jeaniene Frost

Kitty need's a tounge bath

If I'm already abusing laxatives, extra trips to the bathroom probably aren't going to concern me very much. This drug might be abused.

And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

John Fletcher

Drop, drop, slow tears, / And bathe those beauteous feet, / Which brought from Heaven / The news and Prince of Peace.

Sean Paul

I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody's like, 'Shut up.'

Think about it: You go in for lunch, so why not more? Then there?s Bed Bath & Beyond. People are buying cooking utensils there as well as pasta and pasta sauces. The list goes on and on.

Jeff Kinney

When I started writing 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid,' I was trying to write the type of book you might enjoy, put back on your shelf, and rediscover a few years later. I hope that the book finds its way into the bathroom of every kid in America.

B. F. Skinner

We all went into the bathroom and the pressure dropped immediately. I could feel it in my ears. After about two minutes the ceiling fell and the lights went out.

Scott Rolen

There was a debate in the third where the bathroom was. We had a search party out for the bathroom; it was actually right in front of us. The door was closed.

David Carson

There's no other time in the year where commercials can take center stage. Commercials are always the things that are playing when you're going to the bathroom or grabbing a soda from the fridge.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika)

Rachel Weisz

I love to take baths.

Leah Remini

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women

Laurence J. Peter

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

Mike Catt

He's not a rugby man. Bath didn't want me, so I had no choice but to leave.

In Coral Gables to cover the first Bush-Kerry debate, I had stupidly slipped on the water on the bathroom floor of the Hyatt Regency Hotel and broke my hip. At this writing, I am still a patient at Doctors Hospital in Coral Gables.

INK, n. A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime. The properties of ink are peculiar and contradictory: it may be used to make reputations and unmake them; to blacken them and to make them white; but it is most generally and acceptably employed as a mortar to bind together the stones of an edifice of fame, and as a whitewash to conceal afterward the rascal quality of the material. There are men called journalists who have established ink baths which some persons pay money to get into, others to get out of. Not infrequently it occurs that a person who has paid to get in pays twice as much to get out.

If you can't manage in the bathroom safely, you're not going to be able to live independently.

Important meetings take place between the Clerk and whichever government wins to go over the priorities of government, how the government is set up, where the bathroom is, things like that. It obviously changes whether there's an incumbent government or a new government, but those kinds of things continue to happen regardless.

It was kind of funny, buttons were flying everywhere. We all laughed and gave him a Gatorade bath in there.

I've had water problems in the bathroom for months. I told them to fix it last July, and it still hasn't been fixed.

It was a very hard decision to make as I have really enjoyed my time at Bath. All the players, coaches and support staff here have been great to me, but I made the decision to leave Bath Rugby as it meant that I would have greater opportunities to play first team rugby.

Its a women's emergency center that will have a special counseling area, separate bathroom and shower and a separate entrance.

It's a continuation of what we saw happening in 2005, the whole spa-inspired theme. Make my bathroom into a spa, make my bedroom a relaxing retreat.

It's ridiculous that Motorola is trading down. Nokia comes out and says industry growth is great but that it didn't get any of it. By deductive reasoning, somebody had to get it, ... People are seeing Nokia is taking a bath and are incorrectly thinking that it's an industry problem.

It's like being at a party and going into the bathroom for 15 months.. When you come back everything has changed. What happened to the party? All the people that were there at the party have moved on. They're not having the same conversations as they did when you left. Everything has changed.

In fact, over the past week, it was a veritable blood bath for commodity prices.

I put them on every door I could find bathroom doors, everywhere.

Children are in line to go to the bathroom outside the butler (portable) buildings.

P. J. O'Rourke

Californians are people who insist on growing their own vegetables, but they won't dig up the pretty lawn, won't plant anything for fear of getting dirty, and they use fragrant bath salts from The Body Shop instead of smelly compost.

But if he wash them not, nor bathe his flesh; then he shall bear his iniquity.